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Looking into the abyss

Posted on April 11, 2019 by twitmericks

What seemed an impossible goal/ Was reached, as what looked like a coal/ Encircled by flames/ Gave substance to claims/ That Einstein was right, on the hole./// What seemed an impossible goalWas reached, as what looked like a coalEncircled by … Continue reading →

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IB trouble

Posted on April 10, 2019 by twitmericks

On checking a young Taiwanese,/ Who felt something borne on the breeze/ Was making her cry,/ Docs found in her eye/ Four minuscule sweat-eating bees./// On checking a young Taiwanese,Who felt something borne on the breezeWas making her cry,Docs found … Continue reading →

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Leave to remain

Posted on April 8, 2019 by twitmericks

Ex-Brexiteer columnist Peter/ Thought leaving would render life sweeter,/ But now he reflexit/ Is evident Brexit/ Would leave us knee-deep in excreta./// Ex-Brexiteer columnist PeterThought leaving would render life sweeter,But now he reflexitIs evident BrexitWould leave us knee-deep in excreta.#PeterOborne#Brexithttps://t.co/jdogv2iXPX … Continue reading →

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This is real good shit, man!

Posted on April 5, 2019 by twitmericks

Some Spanish researchers submit/ That though it may give you a hit,/ Because hashish passes/ Through drug smugglers’ arses*/ Most tokers smoke actual shit./   *or asses if that rhymes better for you   Some Spanish researchers submitThat though it … Continue reading →

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It never rains but it pours

Posted on April 4, 2019 by twitmericks

MPs were sent home for the week/ When liquid poured in from a leak,/ Which leaves the impression/ They’re ending this session/ In literal terms, up shit creek./// MPs were sent home for the weekWhen liquid poured in from a … Continue reading →

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Ayes to the right

Posted on April 1, 2019 by twitmericks

Some activist women and guys/ Took parliament quite by surprise,/ Protesting half-nude,/ A brief interlewd/ That caused a few members to rise./// Some activist women and guysTook parliament quite by surprise,Protesting half-nude,A brief interlewdThat caused a few members to rise.https://t.co/W21lzwrCYz … Continue reading →

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Ex farte injunction

Posted on March 30, 2019 by twitmericks

A court found no legal protection/ If someone at work’s predilection/ Is rudely to place/ His rear in your face/ And fart in your general direction./// A court found no legal protectionIf someone at work's predilectionIs rudely to placeHis rear … Continue reading →

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Shit choices

Posted on March 28, 2019 by twitmericks

When members were polled in the end/ On which polished turd they’d commend,/ Indicative voting/ Left no motion floating,/ They all disappeared round the bend./// https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2019/mar/27/mps-reject-all-alternative-brexit-options When members were polled in the endOn which polished turd they'd commend,Indicative votingLeft no … Continue reading →

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Safe space for men

Posted on March 26, 2019 by twitmericks

Officials at NASA have canned/ An all-female spacewalk they’d planned;/ As spacesuits for guys/ Are not the right size,/ The mission will have to be manned./// Officials at NASA have cannedAn all-female spacewalk they'd planned;As spacesuits for guysAre not the … Continue reading →

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Members rise up

Posted on March 26, 2019 by twitmericks

MPs have been airing their views,/ And say it’s now their turn to choose/ What Britain should do/ About the EU,/ Instead of just watching May lose./// https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-47701591 MPs have been airing their views,And say it's now their turn to … Continue reading →

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