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Brex-shit

Posted on February 2, 2019 by twitmericks

The prospect with which we are faced/

Should Britain do Brexit in haste/

And leave in a hurry/

Is rivers of slurry/

And mountains of putrefied waste.///

The prospect with which we are faced
Should Britain do Brexit in haste
And leave in a hurry
Is rivers of slurry
And mountains of putrefied waste.https://t.co/F6QQd4Bs4T #Brexit #BrexitChaos #BrexitShambles #NoDeal #NoDealBrexit

— Mick Twister (@twitmericks) February 2, 2019

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Underground sex

Posted on February 1, 2019 by twitmericks

Three men caused a hullaballoo/

By having a Northern Line screw;/

Enjoying relations/

Through several stations,/

They got off around Waterloo.///

Three men caused a hullaballoo
By having a Northern Line screw;
Enjoying relations
Through several stations,
They got off around Waterloo.https://t.co/WYVG2k828T

— Mick Twister (@twitmericks) February 1, 2019

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The Last Trump*

Posted on January 31, 2019 by twitmericks

God moves in mysterious ways,/

But if as Ms Sanders portrays,/

He backed the great chump,/

Beware the Last Trump/

That heralds the end of all days.///

*Def from Collins: the final trumpet call that according to the belief of some will awaken and raise the dead on the Day of Judgment

God moves in mysterious ways,
But if as Ms Sanders portrays,
He backed the great chump,
Beware the Last Trump
That heralds the end of all days.#TRUMP https://t.co/fzaUueityc

— Mick Twister (@twitmericks) January 30, 2019

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Not strong for long

Posted on January 30, 2019 by twitmericks

Theresa the Strong and the Stable/

Is lacking support and unable/

To push through Plan A,/

Resists a delay,/

And won’t take No Deal off the table.///

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2019/jan/29/may-brexit-brady-amendment

Theresa the Strong and the Stable
Is lacking support and unable
To push through Plan A,
Resists a delay,
And won't take No Deal off the table.#BrexitVote #Brexit #TheresaMay #NoDeal #NoDealBrexit #Tories #brexitdebate

— Mick Twister (@twitmericks) January 30, 2019

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UK hun?

Posted on January 29, 2019 by twitmericks

Dear Brussels, I hope you can see/

That though I did freely agree/

The deal we both signed,/

I’ve now changed my mind:/

I’m sorry – it’s not EU, it’s me.///

Dear Brussels, I hope you can see
That though I did freely agree
The deal we both signed,
I've now changed my mind:
I'm sorry – it's not EU, it's me.https://t.co/EQy76hVlT9 #Brexit #BrexitVote #brexitdebate #brexitstatement #TheresaMay #HouseOfCommons

— Mick Twister (@twitmericks) January 29, 2019

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Gender gulf

Posted on January 29, 2019 by twitmericks

The UAE handed a prize/

To those doing most for the rise/

Within that great polity/

Of gender equality,/

Of which all the winners were guys.///

The UAE handed a prize
To those doing most for the rise
Within that great polity
Of gender equality,
Of which all the winners were guys.https://t.co/o036vUJhhw

— Mick Twister (@twitmericks) January 28, 2019

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Trevor gone forever

Posted on January 28, 2019 by twitmericks

A mallard who sadly got stuck/

On Niue has run out of luck;/

A canine attack/

Has silenced his quack,/

The pioneer now a dead duck.///

A mallard who sadly got stuck
On Niue has run out of luck;
A canine attack
Has silenced his quack,
The pioneer now a dead duck.https://t.co/MAKGIKPCTr

— Mick Twister (@twitmericks) January 28, 2019

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Stone-crazy

Posted on January 25, 2019 by twitmericks

A fan of the late Tricky Dicky/

Liaised with the people at Wiki-/

Leaks over the dump/

Of stuff to help Trump/

And now finds things getting quite sticky.///

A fan of the late Tricky Dicky
Liaised with the people at Wiki-
Leaks over the dump
Of stuff to help Trump
And now finds things getting quite sticky.#RogerStone #TrumpRussia #MuellerFriday #Mueller #muellertime https://t.co/2u9JyEvhie

— Mick Twister (@twitmericks) January 25, 2019

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Cruising to Phuket

Posted on January 24, 2019 by twitmericks

A pair on a Singapore cruise/
Who went to their cabin to snooze/
And found a duet/
Halfway to Phuket,/
Said: ‘Crews, for screws, please use the loos!’///

A pair on a Singapore cruise
Who went to their cabin to snooze
And found a duet
Halfway to Phuket,
Said: 'Crew, for screws, please use the loos!'https://t.co/BV1C1QSnNp

— Mick Twister (@twitmericks) January 24, 2019

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Dyson makes us suckers

Posted on January 22, 2019 by twitmericks

James Dyson, who says Brexit’s pukka,/
Who knows how to make one a sucker,/
Says now Singapore/
Will suit his firm more,/
The great hypocritical fucker.///

James Dyson, who says Brexit's pukka,
Who knows how to make one a sucker,
Says now Singapore
Will suit his firm more,
The great hypocritical fucker.https://t.co/PaseWU1699 #Singapore #dyson #Brexit

— Mick Twister (@twitmericks) January 22, 2019

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twitmericks

Brex-shit

Underground sex

The Last Trump*

Not strong for long

UK hun?

Gender gulf

Trevor gone forever

Stone-crazy

Cruising to Phuket

Dyson makes us suckers

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