Tag Archives: boris

The Audacity of Grope

Posted on September 30, 2019 by twitmericks

A man who compulsively lies/ Robustly and firmly denies/ Reports that reveal/ #How, during a meal,/ He doubly groped two women’s thighs./// A man who compulsively lies Robustly and firmly denies Reports that revealHow, during a meal,He doubly groped two … Continue reading →

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Johnson beaten

Posted on September 25, 2019 by twitmericks

Presiding in court, Lady Hale/ Made clear Johnson’s mark was a fail,/ And ruling as one/ Against what he’d done,/ The judges were not pro-rogue male. Tweet+story

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Friends with benefits

Posted on September 23, 2019 by twitmericks

Old Boris de Pfeffel, as Mayor/ Allegedly failed to declare/ He let the odd penny for/ Brit firms go to Jennifer/ With whom he was in an affair./// On twitter

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Incredible Sulk

Posted on September 16, 2019 by twitmericks

Perceiving the level of odium,/ Brave Boris abandoned the podium,/ The brown-trousered haste/ With which the man raced/ Suggesting a need for immodium./// On Twitter  

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Gimme Strength!

Posted on September 16, 2019 by twitmericks

The PM declares he is Hulk/ Whose monstrous and infantile sulk/ Will make him grow muscles;/ Officials in Brussels/ Reply “What the actual fulk?”/// On Twitter The PM declares he is HulkWhose monstrous and infantile sulkWill make him grow muscles;Officials … Continue reading →

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Prorogue Mahone Again

Posted on September 11, 2019 by twitmericks

A court found proroguing to stimey,/ As Johnson has done, rather grimy -/ It’s very unlawful/ And also quite awful,/ Misleading the number one limey./// A court found proroguing to stimey,As Johnson has done, rather grimy –It's very unlawfulAnd also … Continue reading →

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Swot is he on about?

Posted on September 7, 2019 by twitmericks

Old Boris, who says ‘girly swot’,/ And similar jolly old rot,/ Who reeks of misogyny/ And can’t count his progeny,/ Continues to win diddly-squat./// Old Boris, who says 'girly swot',And similar jolly old rot,Who reeks of misogynyAnd can't count his … Continue reading →

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Lying Tory

Posted on September 4, 2019 by twitmericks

As Boris’s plan went Pete Tong,/ Alone in the Westminster throng,/ House leader incumbent/ Rees-Mogg lay recumbent/ And dreamed of his mother’s chaise longue./// As Boris's plan went Pete Tong,Alone in the Westminster throng,House leader incumbentRees-Mogg lay recumbentAnd dreamed of his … Continue reading →

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Yellowhammer horror

Posted on August 19, 2019 by twitmericks

The government’s great No Deal wheeze,/ As Op Yellowhammer foresees,/ Means shortages, riots/ And limited diets -/ A little bit of bread and no cheese./// The government's great No Deal wheeze,As Op Yellowhammer foresees,Means shortages, riotsAnd limited diets –A little … Continue reading →

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Brecon beacon

Posted on August 2, 2019 by twitmericks

The Brecon and Radnorshire vote/ Shows Johnson perhaps should take note/ That peddling whoppers/ And panicking shoppers/ May not float the popular boat./// The Brecon and Radnorshire voteShows Johnson perhaps should take noteThat peddling whoppersAnd panicking shoppersMay not float the … Continue reading →

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