Tag Archives: drugs

Bra-smugglers lifted

Posted on February 15, 2016 by twitmericks

This story’s a bit of a must:/ Australian cops were nonplussed/ At bras they found padded/ With liquid meth added/ In what was a sizeable bust./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-australia-35576136 This story's a bit of a must:Australian cops were nonplussedAt bras they found … Continue reading →

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Blunt Truth

Posted on January 21, 2016 by twitmericks

A Tory MP who takes poppers/ Said this is no matter for coppers/ ‘Twould be an affront/ Declared Crispin Blunt/ To demonise lawful drug shoppers./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-35363865 A Tory MP who takes poppersSaid this is no matter for coppersTwould be an … Continue reading →

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From Penn to the Pen

Posted on January 10, 2016 by twitmericks

A runaway drug cartel czar/ Did not get away very far;/ He’s back in the slammer/ In spite of the glamour/ Of meeting a Hollywood star./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-35276894 A runaway drug cartel czarDid not get away very far;He's back in the … Continue reading →

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Lord of Misrule

Posted on July 28, 2015 by twitmericks

An old orange bra-wearing Lord/ Had fun as he snorted and whored/ But public life’s cruel/ And so Baron Sewel/ Must publicly fall on his sword./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-33685519 An old orange bra-wearing LordHad fun as he snorted and whoredBut public life's … Continue reading →

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Lord Sewel Follows Party Line

Posted on July 26, 2015 by twitmericks

A peer judging conduct has quit,/ Apparently no longer fit,/ As tabloid reports/ Showed film where he snorts/ Some coke off a prostitute’s tit./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-33667676 A peer judging conduct has quit,Apparently no longer fit,As tabloid reportsShowed film where he snortsSome … Continue reading →

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Mexican Wave

Posted on July 13, 2015 by twitmericks

The head of a fearsome cartel/ Has bidden his prison farewell/ Associates tunneled/ As money was funneled/ To those keeping watch on his cell./// http://www.newyorker.com/news/news-desk/el-chapo-escapes-again The head of a fearsome cartelHas bidden his prison farewellAssociates tunneledAs money was funneledTo those … Continue reading →

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Sell Sex Please, We’re British

Posted on December 26, 2014 by twitmericks

Great Britain has taken the chance/ To grow to be bigger than France/ Illegal narcotic/ And also erotic/ Transactions allowed this advance./// http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/economics/11313327/Britain-edges-past-France-on-world-stage.html Great Britain has taken the chanceTo grow to be bigger than FranceIllegal narcoticAnd also eroticTransactions allowed this … Continue reading →

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Don’t Do Rugs!

Posted on June 10, 2014 by twitmericks

A sniffer dog found class A drugs/ Inside a consignment of rugs/ To anyone scoring/ Such narcotic flooring/ You can’t smoke a carpet, you mugs! ///http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-27777201 https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/476382490735943680

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Joint Enterprise

Posted on January 2, 2014 by twitmericks

There is an old state, Colorado/ Where any aficionado/ Can legally buy/ The means to get high – A cannabis buff’s El Dorado./// http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory/legal-weed-sales-bring-long-lines-colorado-21395238 https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/418530734643896320

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Nigella Gets Her Line Straight

Posted on December 5, 2013 by twitmericks

Nigella says though she took coke/ And had the occasional toke/ The cause of this error/ Was intimate terror/ By Saatchi, her brute of a bloke./// http://www.independent.ie/world-news/europe/saatchi-terror-drove-me-to-drugs-nigella-tells-trial-29811308.html   https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/408594994023264256

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