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Anchor Dropped

Posted on August 7, 2017 by twitmericks

Another presenter at Fox/ May find his career on the rox/ As women attest/ The guy is a pest/ Who messages pictures of cox./// Another presenter at FoxMay find his career on the roxAs women attestThe guy is a pestWho … Continue reading →

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Cock Rock Re-erected

Posted on July 8, 2017 by twitmericks

A popular Norwegian rock/ That juts like a priapic cock/ Was broken in malice/ But now the proud phallus/ Thrusts out once again from its block./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-40540561 A popular Norwegian rockThat juts like a priapic cockWas broken in maliceBut now … Continue reading →

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Dickhead of the Deep

Posted on December 19, 2016 by twitmericks

A shark on the deep ocean bed/ Had trouble whenever he bred/ The pointy-nosed creature/ Had one special feature/ His penis grew out of his head./// https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2016/dec/19/mysterious-ghost-shark-caught-on-film-for-the-first-time A shark on the deep ocean bedHad trouble whenever he bredThe pointy-nosed creatureHad … Continue reading →

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Once Bitten, Twice Bitten

Posted on September 28, 2016 by twitmericks

A very unfortunate man/ Got spider-bites twice on the can/ Both times on his cock/ Which though quite a shock/ Was clearly no flash in the pan./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-australia-37481251 A very unfortunate manGot spider-bites twice on the canBoth times on his … Continue reading →

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A Big Problem

Posted on June 6, 2016 by twitmericks

A man with a bionic dick/ Said though it’s in excellent nick,/ And eight inches long,/ I find my new dong/ Is unnecessarily thick./// http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3625246/Man-44-eight-inch-bionic-penis-fitted-undergoes-op-make-SMALLER-finding-sex-painful.html A man with a bionic dickSaid though it's in excellent nick,And eight inches long,I find … Continue reading →

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Penis Extension

Posted on May 27, 2016 by twitmericks

There was a young man from Bangkok Who had an unfortunate shock For as the poor chap Was having a crap A python latched onto his cock./// https://www.buzzfeed.com/leticiamiranda/snake-bite?utm_term=.gaLVM8R5#.seYQBKk4 There was a young man from BangkokWho had an unfortunate shockFor as … Continue reading →

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Knob Robbers

Posted on April 21, 2016 by twitmericks

The Arcachon mayor has a trick For foiling some vandals who nick A statue’s male part – A state of the art Prosthetic detachable dick. http://www.thelocal.fr/20160419/french-town-gives-castrated-statue-prosthetic-penis The Arcachon mayor has a trickFor foiling some vandals who nickA statue's male part … Continue reading →

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A Member of the Royal Family

Posted on August 2, 2013 by twitmericks

The BBC said to the Palace/ That airing a shot of a phallus/ On Prince William’s forehead/ Was silly & horrid/ But didn’t intend to show malice. ///http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/tv/news/bbc-apologises-for-broadcasting-picture-of-prince-william-with-penis-drawn-on-his-head-8742180.html https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/363221092405477376

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Slugs, Sea and Sex

Posted on February 13, 2013 by twitmericks

A slug of the nudibranch genus/ Is able to cast off its penis/ Then grow one at will/ A wonderful skill/ That makes up for said organ’s weeness. ///http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-21431678 A slug of the nudibranch genus/Is able to cast off its … Continue reading →

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