Monthly Archives: May 2017

Spicer Hedges

Posted on May 11, 2017 by twitmericks

  When Comey was given the push/ Sean Spicer hid out in a bush/ So now he’s on leave/ And many believe/ Will shortly be out on his tush./// http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/sean-spicer-white-house-press-secretary-job-james-comey-firing-reporters-bushes-donald-trump-a7729976.html When Comey was given the pushSean Spicer hid out in … Continue reading →

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He Fired the Sheriff

Posted on May 10, 2017 by twitmericks

The president called for the head/ Of Washington’s senior Fed/ Because he required/ That Comey be fired/ To render the Russia probe dead./// https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2017/may/09/james-comey-fbi-fired-donald-trump The president called for the headOf Washington's senior FedBecause he requiredThat Comey be firedTo render the … Continue reading →

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Old Smokey

Posted on May 9, 2017 by twitmericks

Researchers say having a toke/ Aids thinking in elderly folk/ The young, au contraire,/ It seems to impair/ So when we get old we will smoke./// https://www.theguardian.com/science/2017/may/08/daily-dose-of-cannabis-extract-could-reverse-brains-decline-in-old-age-study-suggests-thc Researchers say having a tokeAids thinking in elderly folkThe young, au contraire,It seems … Continue reading →

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How to Kushner Visa Application

Posted on May 8, 2017 by twitmericks

Nicole Kushner Meyer’s big pitch/ To China’s outrageously rich/ Is cash guarantees a/ Most sought-after visa/ As Jared’s the president’s bitch./// http://www.cbsnews.com/news/jared-kushner-sister-nicole-meyer-courting-chinese-investors-ethics/ Nicole Kushner Meyer's big pitchTo China's outrageously richIs cash guarantees aMost sought-after visaAs Jared's the president's bitch. — … Continue reading →

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National Affront

Posted on May 7, 2017 by twitmericks

The far-right contender Le Pen/ Has lost an election again,/ Most voters in France/ Rejecting the chance/ To put her in power. Amen./// https://www.theguardian.com/world/2017/may/07/emmanuel-macron-wins-french-presidency-marine-le-pen The far-right contender Le PenHas lost an election again,Most voters in FranceRejecting the chanceTo put her … Continue reading →

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Gardening Tools

Posted on May 6, 2017 by twitmericks

It’s World Naked Gardening Day / So cast inhibition away/ And prune the azalea/ With bare genitalia,/ Hose out and bush on display./// http://www.huffingtonpost.com.au/2017/05/04/this-saturday-is-world-naked-gardening-day_a_22068394/ It's #worldnakedgardeningday So cast inhibition awayAnd prune the azaleaWith bare genitalia,Hose out and bush on display. … Continue reading →

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Done Up Like a Kipper

Posted on May 5, 2017 by twitmericks

  Among the electoral stories/ Providing Conservative glories/ Is UKIP’s defeat,/ Reduced to one seat -/ Its purpose usurped by the Tories./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-39815444 Among the electoral storiesProviding Conservative gloriesIs UKIP's defeat,Reduced to one seat –Its purpose usurped by the Tories. … Continue reading →

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Old Man Retires

Posted on May 4, 2017 by twitmericks

An elderly royal named Phil/ Said now I am over the hill/ I’ll skip every function/ And feel no compunction,/ Just hang in the palace and chill./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-39802636 An elderly royal named PhilSaid now I am over the hillI'll skip … Continue reading →

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Hidden Message

Posted on May 3, 2017 by twitmericks

May went to the Palace of Buckingham,/ But as for the voters, she’s duckingham/ Afraid to confront/ Those bearing the brunt/ Of policies utterly fuckingham*./// *The Twitter version, because of the 140-char limit, stopped at ‘utterly’. But i don’t think … Continue reading →

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Deja Entendu

Posted on May 2, 2017 by twitmericks

Le Pen found the message she heard/ From Fillon, who ended up third/ So terribly nice/ She wanted it twice/ So copied his speech word for word./// http://www.reuters.com/article/us-france-election-idUSKBN17Y0K0 Le Pen found the message she heardFrom Fillon who ended up thirdSo … Continue reading →

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