Monthly Archives: August 2019

Where there’s muck…

Posted on August 11, 2019 by twitmericks

The man behind Johnson’s campaign/ Hates subsidies, this he makes plain,/ Yet Cummings has trousered/ A few hundred thousand/ From Brussels, despite his disdain./// The man behind Johnson's campaignHates subsidies, this he makes plain, Yet Cummings has trouseredA few hundred … Continue reading →

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Shit suggestion

Posted on August 11, 2019 by twitmericks

The head of Brazil’s mighty nation/ Who champions deforestation/ Says humans can master/ The threat of disaster/ By one-day-in-two defecation./// The head of Brazil's mighty nationWho champions deforestation Says humans can masterThe threat of disasterBy one-day-in-two defecation.#Bolsonaro #bolsonarohttps://t.co/lmjjW76pf4 — Mick … Continue reading →

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Rump parliament

Posted on August 9, 2019 by twitmericks

The speaker was forced to suspend/ A parliament Kenyans attend/ By fighting which started/ When one member farted/ (A motion was passed in the end)./// The speaker was forced to suspend A parliament Kenyans attendBy fighting which startedWhen one member … Continue reading →

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Fanny Burney

Posted on August 9, 2019 by twitmericks

Though Gwynnie advises that steam/ Will help your vagina to gleam,/ One poor woman learned/ When painfully burned/ It’s not a great wellness regime./// Though Gwynnie advises that steam Will help your vagina to gleam,One poor woman learnedWhen painfully burnedIt's … Continue reading →

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Spinal tup

Posted on August 6, 2019 by twitmericks

The German police are aware/ Of noise driving residents spare,/ But say thorough checks/ Revealed, having sex,/ Two hedgehogs – a prickly pair!/// The German police are awareOf noise driving residents spare,But say thorough checksRevealed, having sex,Two hedgehogs – a … Continue reading →

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Drawback-free surgery

Posted on August 5, 2019 by twitmericks

An old man went in for an op/ To make his incontinence stop/ But lax supervision/ Around circumcision/ Meant docs gave his foreskin the chop./// An old man went in for an opTo make his incontinence stopBut lax supervisionAround circumcisionMeant … Continue reading →

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Providing ammunition

Posted on August 5, 2019 by twitmericks

The racist-in-chief glibly blames/ Mass shootings on video games,/ While using his role/ To block gun control/ And fan white supremacist flames./// https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/live/2019/aug/05/trump-news-today-el-paso-shooting-ohio-media-politics-latest The racist-in-chief glibly blamesMass shootings on video games,While using his roleTo block gun controlAnd fan white supremacist … Continue reading →

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Brecon beacon

Posted on August 2, 2019 by twitmericks

The Brecon and Radnorshire vote/ Shows Johnson perhaps should take note/ That peddling whoppers/ And panicking shoppers/ May not float the popular boat./// The Brecon and Radnorshire voteShows Johnson perhaps should take noteThat peddling whoppersAnd panicking shoppersMay not float the … Continue reading →

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