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Shit suggestion

Posted on August 11, 2019 by twitmericks

The head of Brazil’s mighty nation/ Who champions deforestation/ Says humans can master/ The threat of disaster/ By one-day-in-two defecation./// The head of Brazil's mighty nationWho champions deforestation Says humans can masterThe threat of disasterBy one-day-in-two defecation.#Bolsonaro #bolsonarohttps://t.co/lmjjW76pf4 — Mick … Continue reading →

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Rump parliament

Posted on August 9, 2019 by twitmericks

The speaker was forced to suspend/ A parliament Kenyans attend/ By fighting which started/ When one member farted/ (A motion was passed in the end)./// The speaker was forced to suspend A parliament Kenyans attendBy fighting which startedWhen one member … Continue reading →

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Fanny Burney

Posted on August 9, 2019 by twitmericks

Though Gwynnie advises that steam/ Will help your vagina to gleam,/ One poor woman learned/ When painfully burned/ It’s not a great wellness regime./// Though Gwynnie advises that steam Will help your vagina to gleam,One poor woman learnedWhen painfully burnedIt's … Continue reading →

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Spinal tup

Posted on August 6, 2019 by twitmericks

The German police are aware/ Of noise driving residents spare,/ But say thorough checks/ Revealed, having sex,/ Two hedgehogs – a prickly pair!/// The German police are awareOf noise driving residents spare,But say thorough checksRevealed, having sex,Two hedgehogs – a … Continue reading →

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Drawback-free surgery

Posted on August 5, 2019 by twitmericks

An old man went in for an op/ To make his incontinence stop/ But lax supervision/ Around circumcision/ Meant docs gave his foreskin the chop./// An old man went in for an opTo make his incontinence stopBut lax supervisionAround circumcisionMeant … Continue reading →

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Providing ammunition

Posted on August 5, 2019 by twitmericks

The racist-in-chief glibly blames/ Mass shootings on video games,/ While using his role/ To block gun control/ And fan white supremacist flames./// https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/live/2019/aug/05/trump-news-today-el-paso-shooting-ohio-media-politics-latest The racist-in-chief glibly blamesMass shootings on video games,While using his roleTo block gun controlAnd fan white supremacist … Continue reading →

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Brecon beacon

Posted on August 2, 2019 by twitmericks

The Brecon and Radnorshire vote/ Shows Johnson perhaps should take note/ That peddling whoppers/ And panicking shoppers/ May not float the popular boat./// The Brecon and Radnorshire voteShows Johnson perhaps should take noteThat peddling whoppersAnd panicking shoppersMay not float the … Continue reading →

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Slumlord billionare

Posted on July 29, 2019 by twitmericks

The race-baiter President Trump/ Calls Baltimore city a dump,/ While slum landlord Jared,/ Whom Trump’s daughter married,/ Claims rent as his properties slump./// The race-baiter President TrumpCalls Baltimore city a dump,While slum landlord Jared,Whom Trump's daughter married,Claims rent as his … Continue reading →

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Eton trifles

Posted on July 27, 2019 by twitmericks

I’m pleased, Jacob (very!), to learn/ These phrases that you yourself spurn;/ I ascertain what/ A lot you have got,/ And, note your ongoing concern./// I'm pleased, Jacob (very!), to learnThese phrases that you yourself spurn;I ascertain whatA lot you … Continue reading →

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Digging the dirt on Bojo’s bozos

Posted on July 24, 2019 by twitmericks

In case you forget the odd name, And what brought these ministers fame, Their lives and their crimes, I found some old rhymes For this hall of limerick shame. *** SAJID JAVID, CHANCELLOR Sajid made a stand from the start … Continue reading →

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