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Storming Performance

Posted on May 13, 2018 by twitmericks

As SuRie got up to perform,/

So multiple sources inform,/

A man in a rage/

Appearing onstage/

Obeyed her instruction to Storm.///

https://www.standard.co.uk/news/world/uk-eurovision-entry-surie-breaks-silence-after-stage-invader-storms-stage-and-snatches-mic-a3837606.html

As SuRie got up to perform,
So multiple sources inform,
A man in a rage
Appearing onstage
Obeyed her instruction to Storm.#Eurovision #Eurovision2018

— Mick Twister (@twitmericks) May 12, 2018

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Leave it Out!

Posted on May 11, 2018 by twitmericks

In Britain’s EU referendum/
Campaigners had funds and could spendum/
But now a review/
Shows Leave.EU/
Thinks rules are for Leavers to bendum.///

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2018/may/11/leaveeu-fined-70k-breaches-of-electoral-law-eu-referendum

In Britain's EU referendum
Campaigners had funds and could spendum
But now a review
Shows https://t.co/ECLxzTVuFk
Thinks rules are for Leavers to bendum.https://t.co/qmpEMS7I0t #brexit #EURef

— Mick Twister (@twitmericks) May 11, 2018

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged brexit, eu, eu referendum, leave.eu | Leave a comment

Loose Hannan

Posted on May 10, 2018 by twitmericks

A Brexit campaigner named Dan/
Admits things aren’t going to plan – /
We’re chasing, he feels,/
The worst of all deals;/
The shit is now hitting the fan.///

A Brexit campaigner named Dan
Admits things aren't going to plan –
We're chasing, he feels,
The worst of all deals;
The shit is now hitting the fan.https://t.co/qfD1b6jU8R @DanielJHannan #Brexit #CustomsUnion #ExitFromBrexit #hannan

— Mick Twister (@twitmericks) May 10, 2018

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged brexit, daniel hannan, eu, Theresa May, tories, uk | Leave a comment

Depleted Capacity

Posted on May 9, 2018 by twitmericks

There once was a deal on Iranian/
Restraint in enriching uranium,/
Which President Trump/
Decided to dump,/
Not having a brain in his cranium.///

https://www.reuters.com/article/us-iran-nuclear-rouhani/rouhani-says-iran-will-remain-in-nuclear-deal-idUSKBN1I92T7

There once was a deal on Iranian
Restraint in enriching uranium,
Which President Trump
Decided to dump,
Not having a brain in his cranium.#IranDeal #IranNuclearDeal #IranNuclearAgreement #IranNuclear #trump #uranium

— Mick Twister (@twitmericks) May 9, 2018

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged iran, nuclear, trump | Leave a comment

Vlad, Bad and Dangerous to Know

Posted on May 7, 2018 by twitmericks

For President Vladimir Putin/
His orders are not for disputin’/
And those who protest/
Face speedy arrest/
By riot cops putting the boot in.///

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-44024184

For President Vladimir Putin
His orders are not for disputin'
And those who protest
Face speedy arrest
By riot cops putting the boot in.

— Mick Twister (@twitmericks) May 7, 2018

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Flower Show

Posted on May 5, 2018 by twitmericks

It’s World Naked Gardening Day/

So cast inhibition away/

And get out your hoses/

To water the roses/

Or ready your bush for display.///

(A hardy perennial – I sowed the seeds of something similar last year, but I’ve been titivating it a bit for this year’s show).

It’s #WorldNakedGardeningDay
So cast inhibition away
And get out your hoses
To water the roses
Or ready your bush for display.

— Mick Twister (@twitmericks) May 5, 2018

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Public Enemy Number Two

Posted on May 4, 2018 by twitmericks

A Jersey inspector of schools/
Arrested for flouting the rules/
Was baring his backside/
Each day by the trackside/
And slyly depositing stools.///

A Jersey inspector of schools
Arrested for flouting the rules
Was baring his backside
Each day by the trackside
And slyly depositing stools.https://t.co/iYXLjW3iOX #Pooperintendent

— Mick Twister (@twitmericks) May 4, 2018

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged #pooperintendent, new jersey, poo, shit, usa, weird | Leave a comment

What’s Up Doc?

Posted on May 2, 2018 by twitmericks

There was an old medical doc/
Who swore Donald Trump was a rock,/
And couldn’t be better,/
But now says his letter/
Was written by Trump – what a shock!///

There was an old medical doc
Who swore Donald Trump was a rock,
And couldn't be better,
But now says his letter
Was written by Trump – what a shock!https://t.co/72JjFajApT #Trump #TrumpDoctor #HaroldBornstein

— Mick Twister (@twitmericks) May 2, 2018

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged doctor, health, medical, trump, usa | Leave a comment

Gas Power Stance

Posted on May 1, 2018 by twitmericks

Sajid made a stand from the start/
With legs that were splayed wide apart,/
The power position/
A top politician/
Adopts when he’s bracing to fart.///

Sajid made a stand from the start
With legs that were splayed wide apart,
The power position
A top politician
Adopts when he's bracing to fart.https://t.co/ounfUwbR1g #SajidJavid #powerstance

— Mick Twister (@twitmericks) May 1, 2018

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged powerstance, sajid javid, Theresa May, tories, uk | Leave a comment

Bum Note

Posted on May 1, 2018 by twitmericks

The Sainsbury’s chief was caught singing/

How merger has set the tills ringing,/

But “We’re in the Money”/

May not seem so funny/

If job cuts are what the deal’s bringing.///

The Sainsbury's chief was caught singing
How merger has set the tills ringing,
But "We're in the Money"
May not seem so funny
If job cuts are what the deal's bringing.#Sainsburys #sainsburysasda #sainsburysceo https://t.co/6x6ByJ8nEU

— Mick Twister (@twitmericks) May 1, 2018

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged asda, merger, retail, sainsburys, supermarkets | Leave a comment

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Storming Performance

Leave it Out!

Loose Hannan

Depleted Capacity

Vlad, Bad and Dangerous to Know

Flower Show

Public Enemy Number Two

What’s Up Doc?

Gas Power Stance

Bum Note

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