May went to the Palace of Buckingham,/
But as for the voters, she’s duckingham/
Afraid to confront/
Those bearing the brunt/
Of policies utterly fuckingham*.///
*The Twitter version, because of the 140-char limit, stopped at ‘utterly’. But i don’t think anyone can have been in much doubt how to complete the last line.
https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2017/may/03/the-snap-theresa-may-bloody-difficult-woman-to-find
Le Pen found the message she heard/
From Fillon, who ended up third/
So terribly nice/
She wanted it twice/
So copied his speech word for word.///
http://www.reuters.com/article/us-france-election-idUSKBN17Y0K0
Commissioner Juncker concluded/
A deal can be almost excluded/
As May’s stance on Brexit/
Effectively wrecks it,/
She being completely deluded.///
The POTUS’s first hundred days/
Saw many Trump plans hit delays,/
His ban at the border/
Held up by court order,/
The wall by the snag of who pays.///
Theresa’s a strong stable leader,/
They say, to explain why we neader;/
So strong and so stable,/
And yet so unable/
To go debate those who’d succeader.///
Blond Boris the mop-headed Mister/
Has lost the support of his sister,/
She’s dumped the FM/
To be a Lib Dem/
And fully-fledged Brexit resister.///
A clothing firm’s making a buck/
From jeans ready-coated in muck/
For no small expense/
But people with sense/
Exclaim “What the actual fuck?!?”///
*Old Yorkshire saying that seems apposite here.
Ivanka defended her dad/
Insisting Trump’s record’s not bad/
As women’s supporter,/
For he gave his daughter/
Each one of the jobs she has had!///
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2017/apr/25/ivanka-trump-w20-summit-berlin-angela-merkel
The fellow behind Wikipedia/
Is entering into the media/
To counter fake news -/
Though some may amuse,/
You know where such stories will ledia.///
