Indiscretion Session

Posted on May 16, 2017 by twitmericks

Trump may’ve let slip in discussions/
With various senior Russians/
Some classified dope;/
His enemies hope/
The POTUS may face repercussions.///

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-39931012

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Your Money or Your File

Posted on May 16, 2017 by twitmericks

For hackers exploiting MS,/

To target the poor NHS/

And hold it to ransom/

To make it finansom/

Is utter BS, FFS.///

Apologies, I tweeted this on Saturday, but haven’t had a chance to repost here till now. Also followed up with this addendum, having seen GCHQ’s lamentable contribution to Limerick Day on Friday:

The people at GCHQ/

Were willing, to give them their due/

But sadly their timing/

Was worse than their rhyming/

As hackers attacked bang on cue.///

 https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/863429028228759553

 

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Spicer Hedges

Posted on May 11, 2017 by twitmericks

 

When Comey was given the push/

Sean Spicer hid out in a bush/

So now he’s on leave/

And many believe/

Will shortly be out on his tush.///

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/sean-spicer-white-house-press-secretary-job-james-comey-firing-reporters-bushes-donald-trump-a7729976.html

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He Fired the Sheriff

Posted on May 10, 2017 by twitmericks

The president called for the head/

Of Washington’s senior Fed/

Because he required/

That Comey be fired/

To render the Russia probe dead.///

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2017/may/09/james-comey-fbi-fired-donald-trump

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Old Smokey

Posted on May 9, 2017 by twitmericks

Researchers say having a toke/

Aids thinking in elderly folk/

The young, au contraire,/

It seems to impair/

So when we get old we will smoke.///

https://www.theguardian.com/science/2017/may/08/daily-dose-of-cannabis-extract-could-reverse-brains-decline-in-old-age-study-suggests-thc

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How to Kushner Visa Application

Posted on May 8, 2017 by twitmericks

Nicole Kushner Meyer’s big pitch/
To China’s outrageously rich/
Is cash guarantees a/
Most sought-after visa/
As Jared’s the president’s bitch.///

http://www.cbsnews.com/news/jared-kushner-sister-nicole-meyer-courting-chinese-investors-ethics/

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National Affront

Posted on May 7, 2017 by twitmericks

The far-right contender Le Pen/

Has lost an election again,/

Most voters in France/

Rejecting the chance/

To put her in power. Amen.///

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2017/may/07/emmanuel-macron-wins-french-presidency-marine-le-pen

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Gardening Tools

Posted on May 6, 2017 by twitmericks

It’s World Naked Gardening Day /
So cast inhibition away/
And prune the azalea/
With bare genitalia,/
Hose out and bush on display.///

http://www.huffingtonpost.com.au/2017/05/04/this-saturday-is-world-naked-gardening-day_a_22068394/

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Done Up Like a Kipper

Posted on May 5, 2017 by twitmericks

 

Among the electoral stories/

Providing Conservative glories/

Is UKIP’s defeat,/

Reduced to one seat -/

Its purpose usurped by the Tories.///

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-39815444

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Old Man Retires

Posted on May 4, 2017 by twitmericks

An elderly royal named Phil/
Said now I am over the hill/
I’ll skip every function/
And feel no compunction,/
Just hang in the palace and chill.///

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-39802636

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