Prorogue Mahone Again

Posted on September 11, 2019 by twitmericks

A court found proroguing to stimey,/

As Johnson has done, rather grimy -/

It’s very unlawful/

And also quite awful,/

Misleading the number one limey.///

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Hawkward squad

Posted on September 11, 2019 by twitmericks

The White House advisor John Bolton,/

Who liked it so hot it was molten,/

Fell out with the chief,/

A source of relief/

To countries he urged an assault on.///

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Ruddy Shocking

Posted on September 8, 2019 by twitmericks

Poor gullible dupe Amber Rudd/

Is shocked to find Johnson a dudd/

Whose actions reveal/

His talk of a deal/

Is just a big mountain of crudd.///

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Swot is he on about?

Posted on September 7, 2019 by twitmericks

Old Boris, who says ‘girly swot’,/

And similar jolly old rot,/

Who reeks of misogyny/

And can’t count his progeny,/

Continues to win diddly-squat.///

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See ya later, ex-dictator

Posted on September 7, 2019 by twitmericks

Old Robert Mugabe of Zim/

Saw life there get ever more grim,/

One-time liberator/

Turned ageing dictator,/

Deposed once the problem was him.///

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Go Fish

Posted on September 6, 2019 by twitmericks

A DNA study reveals/

No sharks, sturgeon, lizards or seals/

Alive in Loch Ness -/

The monster, they guess,/

Is probably oversized eels.///

 

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Lying Tory

Posted on September 4, 2019 by twitmericks

As Boris’s plan went Pete Tong,/

Alone in the Westminster throng,/

House leader incumbent/

Rees-Mogg lay recumbent/

And dreamed of his mother’s chaise longue.///

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Johnson Floored

Posted on September 3, 2019 by twitmericks

A Tory MP crossed the floor/

To join the Lib Dems, and therefore/

The PM’s majority/

And thus what authority/

He had up to now is no more.///

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Coup de Twat

Posted on September 1, 2019 by twitmericks

If Johnson’s No Deal is rejected/

The outcome might not be respected,/

Suggests Michael Gove,/

Whose leader, by Jove,/

Is not even bloody elected!///

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Jack’s hit

Posted on August 30, 2019 by twitmericks

The boss of @twitter, @jack

Has suffered a hacking attack

By dicks tweeting racism,

Which somewhat disgracism,

By showing security’s slack.

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