Monthly Archives: February 2019

To hell in a hand-Brexit

Posted on February 6, 2019 by twitmericks

Said Tusk, those who sought to propel/ The UK to Brexit, pell-mell/ Without a clear plan/ Must carry the can,/ They’re in a handbasket to hell./// Said Tusk, those who sought to propelThe UK to Brexit, pell-mellWithout a clear planMust … Continue reading →

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The chips are down

Posted on February 5, 2019 by twitmericks

Concerned climate scientists think/ They may have discovered a link/ Between global warming/ And tuber-deforming/ That seems to be making chips shrink./// https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/1092743061107552256

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Pomme fright

Posted on February 5, 2019 by twitmericks

A spud that did not make the grade/ When sent to join crisps being made/ Created a scare,/ For this bombe de terre/ Was an old ready salted grenade./// A spud that did not make the gradeWhen sent to join … Continue reading →

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Here be dragons

Posted on February 3, 2019 by twitmericks

The Welsh police put a red flag on/ A threat to the odd passing wagon:/ Give in to the urge/ To stare at the verge/ And risk being slain by a dragon./// The Welsh police put a red flag onA … Continue reading →

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Image problem

Posted on February 3, 2019 by twitmericks

A governor faced with disgrace/ To do with his yearbook and race,/ By owning some pix/ He then tried to nix,/ Is trying quite hard to lose face./// A governor faced with disgraceTo do with his yearbook and race,By owning … Continue reading →

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Brex-shit

Posted on February 2, 2019 by twitmericks

The prospect with which we are faced/ Should Britain do Brexit in haste/ And leave in a hurry/ Is rivers of slurry/ And mountains of putrefied waste./// The prospect with which we are facedShould Britain do Brexit in hasteAnd leave … Continue reading →

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Underground sex

Posted on February 1, 2019 by twitmericks

Three men caused a hullaballoo/ By having a Northern Line screw;/ Enjoying relations/ Through several stations,/ They got off around Waterloo./// Three men caused a hullaballooBy having a Northern Line screw;Enjoying relationsThrough several stations,They got off around Waterloo.https://t.co/WYVG2k828T — Mick … Continue reading →

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