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Pole-axed

Posted on September 5, 2018 by twitmericks

A nursery head lost her role/ When parents did not find it droll/ For children to start in/ Their new kindergarten/ While dancers gyrate on a pole./// A nursery head lost her roleWhen parents did not find it drollFor children … Continue reading →

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West wingnut

Posted on September 5, 2018 by twitmericks

The veteran journalist Bob/ From talking to Donald Trump’s mob,/ Found less stable genius,/ More misdemeanious/ Unstable dumbass nutjob./// Some readers may be thrown by the scansion in line 5, which appears to be a syllable short when taken on … Continue reading →

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Nike takes the knee

Posted on September 4, 2018 by twitmericks

The Kaepernick advert for Nike/ Has got right-wing critics all spiky;/ They’re torching their shoes/ And lighting a fuse/ Right under Trump’s volatile psyche./// https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/american-football/45407340 The Kaepernick advert for NikeHas got right-wing critics all spiky;They're torching their shoes And lighting … Continue reading →

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Pastor: “I felt a right tit!”

Posted on September 2, 2018 by twitmericks

The pastor Charles Ellis the Third/ Regrets to admit that he erred,/ In hugging Ms Grande/ He got rather hande/ And border infractions occurred./// The pastor Charles Ellis the ThirdRegrets to admit that he erred,In hugging Ms GrandeHe got rather … Continue reading →

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Naan-membership

Posted on September 1, 2018 by twitmericks

Post-Brexit, announces Liz Truss,/ More naan exports could be a plus,/ The same goes for crumpets,/ Though these things she trumpets/ Were not on the Leave campaign bus.///   Post-Brexit, announces Liz Truss,More naan exports could be a plus,The same … Continue reading →

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The Brexit Bop

Posted on August 31, 2018 by twitmericks

The UK might just have a chance/ Of backing from countries like France/ To have and eat cake/ If they undertake/ To not let Theresa May dance./// https://www.standard.co.uk/news/politics/the-maybot-strikes-twice-theresa-may-busts-out-her-awkward-dance-moves-again-on-kenya-trip-a3924196.html The UK might just have a chanceOf backing from countries like FranceTo … Continue reading →

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Portaloo Sunset

Posted on August 29, 2018 by twitmericks

The government’s got a great ruse/ For post-Brexit motorway queues;/ In case of no deal,/ When shit becomes real,/ They’ll put up some portable loos./// The government's got a great ruseFor post-Brexit motorway queues;In case of no deal,When shit becomes … Continue reading →

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Rubber Dolphin

Posted on August 28, 2018 by twitmericks

Frottage by a horny cetacean/ Is causing French bathers vexation;/ He’s said to molest/ Those swimming near Brest/ For carnal self-gratification./// Frottage by a horny cetaceanIs causing French bathers vexation;He's said to molestThose swimming near BrestFor carnal self-gratification.#Dolphins(Thanks @johnthejack)https://t.co/PuDOioqOFB — … Continue reading →

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Not for much longa?

Posted on August 27, 2018 by twitmericks

Let’s all lend some money to Wonga,/ To make it financially stronga;/ They’re in quite a state,/ So name your own rate,/ But give ’em three weeks and no longa./// Let's all lend some money to Wonga,To make it financially … Continue reading →

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Jacob’s Madder

Posted on August 27, 2018 by twitmericks

The Brexiteer Jacob Rees-Mogg,/ A would-be right-wing demagogue,/ Declares predilections/ For border inspections/ That leave most observers agog./// The Brexiteer Jacob Rees-Mogg,A would-be right-wing demagogue,Declares predilectionsFor border inspectionsThat leave most observers agog.#JacobReesMogg#Brexit#BrexitMadness#Irelandhttps://t.co/ORGoQni9pJ — Mick Twister (@twitmericks) August 26, 2018

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