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Dildoes of Terror

Posted on June 29, 2015 by twitmericks

A CNN journalist spied/ A pro-ISIS flag at gay pride,/ But oh what a cock-up -/ The flag was a mock-up,/ With dildoes for script on the side!/// http://www.vox.com/2015/6/28/8857415/cnn-isis-dildo-gay-pride-flag A CNN journalist spiedA pro-ISIS flag at gay pride,But oh what … Continue reading →

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Courting Couples

Posted on June 27, 2015 by twitmericks

The US Supreme Court has said/ That equal rights must go ahead./ Ohio to Texas/ Whatever your sex is,/ Or that of your mate, you can wed./// The US Supreme Court has saidThat equal rights must go ahead.Ohio to TexasWhatever … Continue reading →

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Drum and Trumpet

Posted on June 26, 2015 by twitmericks

One night in a blues bar, the drummer/ Let rip with a bit of a hummer/ He opened a window/ To let the foul wind go/ And got the bar fined – what a bummer!/// http://www.newser.com/story/208703/how-a-farting-drummer-cost-a-dc-bar-500.html One night in a … Continue reading →

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Sperm Bank Welcomes All Comers

Posted on June 25, 2015 by twitmericks

This one is not linked to a current news story, but inspired by a feature programme I heard on the BBC (link below). The combination of story and location proved irresistible. A big UK sperm bank in Birmingham/ Has many … Continue reading →

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Secrets and Spies

Posted on June 24, 2015 by twitmericks

Obama is firmly denying/ That agencies might still be spying/ On leaders of France./ There could be a chance/ That somebody somewhere is lying./// http://www.theguardian.com/world/2015/jun/24/obama-calls-hollande-nsa-no-longer-spying-french-president Obama is firmly denyingThat agencies might still be spyingOn leaders of France.There could be a … Continue reading →

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Napoleon’s Bone Apart

Posted on June 20, 2015 by twitmericks

A medic examining Bonaparte/ It’s said took Napoleon’s bone apart/ Altho it seems wrong/ Removing his dong/ A stiff has no use for a boner part./// http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/waterloo-200-years-on-and-the-strange-journey-of-napoleons-penis-10333605.html A medic examining BonaparteIt's said took Napoleon's bone apartAltho it seems wrongRemoving his … Continue reading →

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Sweary Mayor

Posted on June 18, 2015 by twitmericks

Old Boris the mop-headed mayor/ Found cabbies provoked him to swear/ Just fuck off and die/ He said to a guy/ And not in that order – so there!/// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-33178055 Old Boris the mop-headed mayorFound cabbies provoked him to swearJust … Continue reading →

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Storm in a Nutella Jar

Posted on June 17, 2015 by twitmericks

Ms Royal’s attack on Nutella/ Annoyed an Italian feller./ Who cares if it’s green,/ Hands off our cuisine!/ Galletti was prompted to tell ‘er./// http://www.theguardian.com/world/2015/jun/17/nutella-italian-minister-demands-apology-from-segolene-royal?CMP=share_btn_tw Ms Royal's attack on NutellaAnnoyed an Italian feller.Who cares if it's green,Hands off our cuisine!Galletti … Continue reading →

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Rich Pitch

Posted on June 17, 2015 by twitmericks

The toupeed tycoon Donald Trump Has outlined his pitch on the stump: I’m a billionaire From my platinum hair Right down to my gold-plated rump. ///http://www.wsj.com/video/highlights-from-donald-trump-campaign-announcement/FFA6C054-D049-4BDA-AA5B-A73E63C593F0.html The toupeed tycoon Donald TrumpWho plans to go out on the stumpIs a billionaireFrom … Continue reading →

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Chocs Away!

Posted on June 16, 2015 by twitmericks

Researchers in Aberdeen say/ A small bar of chocolate a day/ Is good for your heart/ And may play a part/ In keeping the doctor away./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-north-east-orkney-shetland-33145215 Researchers in Aberdeen sayA small bar of #chocolate a dayIs good for your … Continue reading →

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