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Duff reshuffle

Posted on July 24, 2019 by twitmericks

A man with a shaky majority/ Attempted to stamp his authority,/ But naming a cabinet/ With Dominic Raab in it/ Is showcasing inferiority./// A man with a shaky majorityAttempted to stamp his authority,But naming a cabinetWith Dominic Raab in itIs … Continue reading →

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Tara Theresa

Posted on July 24, 2019 by twitmericks

So farewell Prime Minister May,/ Your leadership’s now had its day./ You scored an own goal/ By calling a poll/ And pissing your mandate away./// So farewell Prime Minister May,Your leadership's now had its day.You scored an own goalBy calling … Continue reading →

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Tory Story

Posted on July 23, 2019 by twitmericks

With Boris the bullshit supplier,/ Self-seeking, inveterate liar/ And spinner of stories/ Now leading the Tories,/ The prospects for Britain are dire./// https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-49084605 With Boris the bullshit supplier,Self-seeking, inveterate liarAnd spinner of storiesNow leading the Tories,The prospects for Britain are … Continue reading →

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Jo’s wins on

Posted on July 22, 2019 by twitmericks

A Lib Dem MP named Jo Swinson/ Was chosen to follow old Vince ‘n‘/ Become party head/ By seeing off Ed,/ Her lead being fairly convinson./// A Lib Dem MP named Jo SwinsonWas chosen to follow old Vince 'n'Become party … Continue reading →

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Boris’s red herring

Posted on July 18, 2019 by twitmericks

The words of the blond ego-tripper/ Who brandished an Isle of Man kipper/ Were piffle and pish -/ For non-EU fish,/ The UK sets rules for the shipper./// The words of the blond ego-tripperWho brandished an Isle of Man kipperWere … Continue reading →

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Swarm front

Posted on July 18, 2019 by twitmericks

The outlook for Sussex and Hants/ Has residents crapping their pants -/ That cloud isn’t rain,/ Forecasters explain,/ It’s one massive shower of ants./// The outlook for Sussex and HantsHas residents crapping their pants –That cloud isn't rain,Forecasters explain,It's one … Continue reading →

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The langouste goodbye

Posted on July 18, 2019 by twitmericks

De Rugy protested in vain/ He hadn’t a head for champagne/ And didn’t like lobster -/ Like Macron gives jobs to/ Old killjoys whose tastes are so plain!/// De Rugy protested in vainHe hadn't a head for champagneAnd didn't like … Continue reading →

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Race to the bottom

Posted on July 15, 2019 by twitmericks

Trump’s Twitter account just disgraces ‘im,/ All far-right ideas, he embraces ’em -/ To start down the track:/ ‘They’re black, send ’em back’/ Is out-and-out undisguised racism./// Trump's Twitter account just disgraces 'im,All far-right ideas, he embraces 'em –To start … Continue reading →

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Final fizz

Posted on July 14, 2019 by twitmericks

The final left England in clover,/ The dream for New Zealand all over,/ But both gave their all/ Until the last ball/ Of cricket’s champagne superover./// The final left England in clover,The dream for New Zealand all over,But both gave … Continue reading →

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First Serb

Posted on July 14, 2019 by twitmericks

A fellow named Novak from Serbia/ Played tennis in London’s suburbia/ And though Roger Federer/ Just kept getting betterer/ Old Djoko was even superb-ier./// A fellow named Novak from SerbiaPlayed tennis in London's suburbiaAnd though Roger FedererJust kept getting bettererOld … Continue reading →

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