Tag Archives: uk

The wrong Kim

Posted on July 9, 2019 by twitmericks

A thin-skinned old fellow named Trump/ Got into a bit of a grump/ As Britain’s ambassador/ Could not have been acider/ About the incompetent chump./// A thin-skinned old fellow named Trump Got into a bit of a grump As Britain's … Continue reading →

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Was Boris coached?

Posted on June 25, 2019 by twitmericks

Amid all the rows and the fusses/ The thing Boris Johnson discusses/ Is how, as was seen/ In 2016,/ He gets quite creative with buses./// Amid all the rows and the fussesThe thing Boris Johnson discussesIs how, as was seenIn … Continue reading →

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Mass debater pulls out

Posted on June 17, 2019 by twitmericks

Advisers designing the grid/ For Boris’s leadership bid,/ With reason mistrusting/ Their man at a hustings,/ Made sure that he ran off and hid./// https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-48663546 Advisers designing the gridFor Boris's leadership bid,With reason mistrustingTheir man at a hustings,Made sure that … Continue reading →

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Party line

Posted on June 9, 2019 by twitmericks

Though Gove snorted coke, so he said,/ When youthful and badly misled,/ It may be the case/ To run in this race/ It helps to be out of your head./// Though Gove snorted coke, so he said,When youthful and badly … Continue reading →

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What’s up, CHUK?

Posted on June 9, 2019 by twitmericks

A party whose prospects were fucked/ Decided to auto-destruct;/ Six MPs resigned/ And so left behind/ A CHUK even Chuka had chucked./// A party whose prospects were fuckedDecided to auto-destruct;Six MPs resignedAnd so left behindA CHUK even Chuka had chucked.#CHUK … Continue reading →

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Trump bump

Posted on June 3, 2019 by twitmericks

A small-handed yellow-haired whiner/ Who came to warn Brits against China/ Was shockingly seen/ To fist-bump the queen,/ Manhandling the royal regina./// A small-handed yellow-haired whiner Who came to warn Brits against ChinaWas shockingly seenTo fist-bump the queen,Manhandling the royal … Continue reading →

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End of May

Posted on May 24, 2019 by twitmericks

Embattled Prime Minister May,/ Who struggled to get her own way,/ While those who’d be leader/ All fought to succeed her,/ Reluctantly called it a day./// Embattled Prime Minister May,Who struggled to get her own way,While those who'd be leaderAll … Continue reading →

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Wei to go!

Posted on May 2, 2019 by twitmericks

The Cabinet row over Huawei/ Unfolded in quite a bizawei:/ Theresa got piqued,/ Said Gavin had leaked/ And told him “Mawei or the Hawei!”/// The Cabinet row over HuaweiUnfolded in quite a bizawei:Theresa got piqued,Said Gavin had leakedAnd told him … Continue reading →

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Fracked off

Posted on April 28, 2019 by twitmericks

“Alack”, said Natascha, “I’m packing,/ As backing for fracking is lacking;/ Just give us a break,/ And take the odd quake -/ The UK has got to get cracking!”/// "Alack", said Natascha, "I'm packing, As backing for fracking is lacking;Just … Continue reading →

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Out on his Assange

Posted on April 11, 2019 by twitmericks

There was an old man with a beard/ Who said it is just as I feared,/ My embassy haven/ When young and clean-shaven/ Has gone, and the cops have appeared./// https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-47891737   There was an old man with a beardWho … Continue reading →

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