Monthly Archives: August 2017

Lord Floored

Posted on August 11, 2017 by twitmericks

A CNN pundit named Lord/ Whose tweet of ‘Sieg Heil’ was deplored/ Has proven the saw/ They call Godwin’s law/ For which he was thrown overboard./// https://www.theguardian.com/media/2017/aug/10/cnn-jeffrey-lord-tweet-nazi-salute-media-matters A CNN pundit named LordWhose tweet of 'Sieg Heil' was deploredHas proven the … Continue reading →

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War of Words

Posted on August 9, 2017 by twitmericks

A fellow named Kim in Pyongyang/ Enjoyed firing off a harangue;/ As Trump in DC/ Joined in with some glee,/ Things started to go with a bang./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-40871416 A fellow named Kim in PyongyangEnjoyed firing off a harangue;As Trump in … Continue reading →

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It’s a Man’s World

Posted on August 8, 2017 by twitmericks

A fellow whom Google employs/ Has kicked up a whole lot of noise/ By saying their sex/ Makes men better techs/ And justifies jobs for the boys./// http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2017/aug/7/google-fires-james-damore-criticizing-diversity-pr/ A fellow whom Google employsHas kicked up a whole lot of noiseBy … Continue reading →

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Anchor Dropped

Posted on August 7, 2017 by twitmericks

Another presenter at Fox/ May find his career on the rox/ As women attest/ The guy is a pest/ Who messages pictures of cox./// Another presenter at FoxMay find his career on the roxAs women attestThe guy is a pestWho … Continue reading →

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Going Through the Motions

Posted on August 6, 2017 by twitmericks

A dealer who swallowed his wraps/ Held out for 12 days with no craps,/ Surrounded by cops/ Awaiting the plops/ That marked his eventual lapse./// http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/essex-drug-dealers-excruciating-12-day-toilet-strike-after-swallowing-his-drugs-1633672  

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Taking the Piss

Posted on August 5, 2017 by twitmericks

The Samuel Smith public house chain/ Says customers being profane/ Face being kicked out,/ I.e., if in doubt,/ Fuck off or else fucking refrain!/// https://www.wsj.com/articles/english-pubs-ban-swearing-are-accused-of-having-for-brains-1501774700?mod=e2tw The Samuel Smith public house chainSays customers being profaneFace being kicked out,I.e., if in doubt,Fuck … Continue reading →

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Favourable Judgment

Posted on August 4, 2017 by twitmericks

A Westminster court was surprised/ To hear a young model advised/ In view of her talents/ The JP on balance/ Just wanted her lightly chastised./// http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/08/03/model-tried-steal-1000-goods-harrods-given-slap-wrist-magistrate/ A court was a little surprisedTo hear a young model advisedIn view of her … Continue reading →

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Neymar Your Price

Posted on August 3, 2017 by twitmericks

A striker who comes from Brazil/ Coughed up more than 200 mil/ To quit Barcelona/ But PSG’s owner/ In Qatar will pick up the bill./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/40814854 A striker who comes from BrazilCoughed up more than 200 milTo quit BarcelonaBut PSG's … Continue reading →

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DC Dump

Posted on August 3, 2017 by twitmericks

According to President Trump/ The White House is rather a dump/ It lacks golden showers/ Like those at Trump Towers/ To pamper the POTUS’s rump./// http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/donald-trump-white-house-us-president-real-dump-chelsea-clinton-golf-bedminster-golf-club-new-jersey-a7872096.html According to President TrumpThe White House is rather a dumpIt lacks golden showersLike those … Continue reading →

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Bad Habits

Posted on August 2, 2017 by twitmericks

Some trainee priests out for a beer/ Were told “You’re not coming in here/ No vicars & slags/ Or fancy dress stags,/ However authentic your gear!”/// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-south-east-wales-40792962 Some trainee priests out for a beerWere told You're not coming in hereNo … Continue reading →

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