Monthly Archives: March 2019

May not last

MPs gave their backing today/ To seeking a Brexit delay:/ As this month’s too soon,/ They’ll try end of June,/ (Before which will come end of May)./// MPs gave their backing todayTo seeking a Brexit delay:As this month's too soon,They'll … Continue reading

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Pecking order reversed

A fox who thought chickens were weak/ Discovered the harm they can wreak/ For once in their pen/ He found that the hen/ Is made with a very sharp beak./// A fox who thought chickens were weakDiscovered the harm they … Continue reading

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The brex files

Things are moving pretty fast these days… by the time I came to post this afternoon’s tweet it had been overtaken by tonight’s. Both follow: The PM went over to France/ And got some new words to enhance/ The deal … Continue reading

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Florida gets torrider

A Florida spa parlour owner/ And recent Republican donor/ Sells clients a hump/ Or access to Trump,/ Whichever will give them a boner./// A Florida spa parlour ownerAnd recent Republican donorSells clients a humpOr access to Trump,Whichever will give them … Continue reading

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Gin & shit

Next day when you feel overhung,/ Head pounding, with leathery tongue,/ You’ll sit there and think/ Now why did I drink/ That gin made from elephant dung?/// Next day when you feel overhung,Head pounding, with leathery tongue,You'll sit there and … Continue reading

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Vicious cycle

A club British Cycling decried/ Says members enjoying a ride/ Were treated with scorn/ As Pedallers of Porn/ Were pulled out and just tossed aside./// A club British Cycling decriedSays members enjoying a rideWere treated with scornAs Pedallers of PornWere … Continue reading

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No more gnomes?

In gardens of Germany’s homes/ Are commonly found garden gnomes,/ But gnome-makers fear/ They may disappear/ As gnomes have no gnome-chromosomes./// In gardens of Germany's homesAre commonly found garden gnomes,But gnome-makers fearThey may disappearAs gnomes have no gnome-chromosomes. #gnomes https://t.co/q7RBBbxrRvContinue reading

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Blue line

A South Wales detective named Clare/ Whose sins a tribunal laid bare/ Used language most lewd,/ Was terribly rude,/ And loudly polluted the air./// A South Wales detective named ClareWhose sins a tribunal laid bareUsed language most lewd,Was terribly rude,And … Continue reading

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Ferry poor show

The minister Christopher Grayling/ Found government isn’t plain sailing;/ He racked up a bill/ Of 33 mil/ Through yet more incompetent failing./// The minister Christopher GraylingFound government isn't plain sailing;He racked up a billOf 33 milThrough yet more incompetent failing.#Brexit#ChrisGrayling#ferrygate … Continue reading

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