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Trump Family Values

Posted on May 14, 2018 by twitmericks

Ivanka and Jared were thrilled/ To witness Trump’s promise fulfilled,/ And show the U.S./ Just couldn’t care less/ How many protesters are killed./// Al Jazeera's split-screen tells the story powerfully. On the right, dignitaries, officials, diplomats take photos and press … Continue reading →

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Arsene About

Posted on May 13, 2018 by twitmericks

Old Arsene the Arsenal boss,/ Went 49 games without loss,/ Displaying great reason/ For many a season,/ Though zipping his coat made him cross./// https://www.theguardian.com/football/blog/2018/may/13/arsene-wenger-final-bow-arsenal-huddersfield-town Old Arsene the Arsenal boss,Went 49 games without loss,Displaying great reasonFor many a season,Though zipping … Continue reading →

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Storming Performance

Posted on May 13, 2018 by twitmericks

As SuRie got up to perform,/ So multiple sources inform,/ A man in a rage/ Appearing onstage/ Obeyed her instruction to Storm./// https://www.standard.co.uk/news/world/uk-eurovision-entry-surie-breaks-silence-after-stage-invader-storms-stage-and-snatches-mic-a3837606.html As SuRie got up to perform,So multiple sources inform,A man in a rageAppearing onstageObeyed her instruction to … Continue reading →

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Leave it Out!

Posted on May 11, 2018 by twitmericks

In Britain’s EU referendum/ Campaigners had funds and could spendum/ But now a review/ Shows Leave.EU/ Thinks rules are for Leavers to bendum./// https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2018/may/11/leaveeu-fined-70k-breaches-of-electoral-law-eu-referendum In Britain's EU referendumCampaigners had funds and could spendumBut now a reviewShows https://t.co/ECLxzTVuFkThinks rules are for … Continue reading →

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Loose Hannan

Posted on May 10, 2018 by twitmericks

A Brexit campaigner named Dan/ Admits things aren’t going to plan – / We’re chasing, he feels,/ The worst of all deals;/ The shit is now hitting the fan./// A Brexit campaigner named DanAdmits things aren't going to plan – … Continue reading →

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Depleted Capacity

Posted on May 9, 2018 by twitmericks

There once was a deal on Iranian/ Restraint in enriching uranium,/ Which President Trump/ Decided to dump,/ Not having a brain in his cranium./// https://www.reuters.com/article/us-iran-nuclear-rouhani/rouhani-says-iran-will-remain-in-nuclear-deal-idUSKBN1I92T7 There once was a deal on IranianRestraint in enriching uranium,Which President TrumpDecided to dump,Not having … Continue reading →

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Vlad, Bad and Dangerous to Know

Posted on May 7, 2018 by twitmericks

For President Vladimir Putin/ His orders are not for disputin’/ And those who protest/ Face speedy arrest/ By riot cops putting the boot in./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-44024184 For President Vladimir PutinHis orders are not for disputin'And those who protestFace speedy arrestBy riot … Continue reading →

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Flower Show

Posted on May 5, 2018 by twitmericks

It’s World Naked Gardening Day/ So cast inhibition away/ And get out your hoses/ To water the roses/ Or ready your bush for display./// (A hardy perennial – I sowed the seeds of something similar last year, but I’ve been … Continue reading →

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Public Enemy Number Two

Posted on May 4, 2018 by twitmericks

A Jersey inspector of schools/ Arrested for flouting the rules/ Was baring his backside/ Each day by the trackside/ And slyly depositing stools./// A Jersey inspector of schoolsArrested for flouting the rulesWas baring his backsideEach day by the tracksideAnd slyly … Continue reading →

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What’s Up Doc?

Posted on May 2, 2018 by twitmericks

There was an old medical doc/ Who swore Donald Trump was a rock,/ And couldn’t be better,/ But now says his letter/ Was written by Trump – what a shock!/// There was an old medical docWho swore Donald Trump was … Continue reading →

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