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Courtroom Drama

Posted on May 25, 2018 by twitmericks

A very obnoxious old dork/ Appeared in a court in New York/ On charges of rape/ And couldn’t escape/ His own Harvey Weinstein perp walk./// https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-44257202 A very obnoxious old dorkAppeared in a court in New YorkOn charges of rapeAnd … Continue reading →

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Bad Korea Move

Posted on May 24, 2018 by twitmericks

Old President Trump, on a whim,/ Has cancelled his summit with Kim;/ If Trump had his eyes/ On a Nobel Peace Prize,/ The chances now look pretty slim./// Old President Trump, on a whim,Has cancelled his summit with Kim;If Trump … Continue reading →

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No Place Like Home

Posted on May 23, 2018 by twitmericks

A couple evicted their son,/ Insisting it had to be done./ He cried: “That’s not fair,/ I can’t go out there -/ I haven’t yet hit 31!”/// A couple evicted their son,Insisting it had to be done.He cried: "That's not … Continue reading →

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Having Your Pie in the Sky and Eating it

Posted on May 23, 2018 by twitmericks

Said Boris: “If I am to fly/ The globe praising Brexit on high/ I need my own plane/ So we can maintain/ Our exports of pie in the sky”./// Said Boris: "If I am to flyThe globe praising Brexit on … Continue reading →

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Pig Tail

Posted on May 22, 2018 by twitmericks

A man who was tailed by a porker/ Called cops in to deal with the stalker;/ The hog said: “You rotters,/ Don’t handcuff my trotters -/ He’s just an unsociable walker!”/// A man who was tailed by a porkerCalled cops … Continue reading →

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Way Off Target

Posted on May 21, 2018 by twitmericks

Let’s go around laying the blame/ On ritalin, sexual shame,/ Abortion or doors -/ Pick any old cause,/ Just don’t put those guns in the frame./// Let's go around laying the blameOn ritalin, sexual shame,Abortion or doors –Pick any old … Continue reading →

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Meet the Folks

Posted on May 19, 2018 by twitmericks

Some folks had a do for their wedding/ Halfway between London and Reading/ He said ‘that was fine,/ But after the wine/ It’s grandad’s reaction I’m dreading’./// Some folks had a do for their weddingHalfway between London and ReadingHe said … Continue reading →

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Dying for a Shag

Posted on May 17, 2018 by twitmericks

Oh pity the poor antechinus,/ The cause of whose rapid decline is/ That sex for the guys/ Provokes their demise -/ Survival-wise, rather a minus./// Oh pity the poor antechinus,The cause of whose rapid decline isThat sex for the guysProvokes … Continue reading →

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End of the Line

Posted on May 16, 2018 by twitmericks

With Stagecoach and Virgin’s derailing/ By transport supremo Chris Grayling/ The privatisation/ Of train operation/ Is shown to be far from plain sailing./// With Stagecoach and Virgin's derailingBy transport supremo Chris GraylingThe privatisationOf train operationIs shown to be far from … Continue reading →

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Seeing Red

Posted on May 14, 2018 by twitmericks

A newly-coined term of abuse/ Is reckoned by some to traduce/ The skin tone of gammon,/ A shade between salmon/ And full-blooded UKIP-style puce./// https://inews.co.uk/news/uk/this-is-why-are-people-arguing-about-gammon/ A newly-coined term of abuseIs reckoned by some to traduceThe skin tone of gammon,A shade … Continue reading →

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