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Penis Extension

Posted on May 27, 2016 by twitmericks

There was a young man from Bangkok Who had an unfortunate shock For as the poor chap Was having a crap A python latched onto his cock./// https://www.buzzfeed.com/leticiamiranda/snake-bite?utm_term=.gaLVM8R5#.seYQBKk4 There was a young man from BangkokWho had an unfortunate shockFor as … Continue reading →

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Sheep on Grass

Posted on May 26, 2016 by twitmericks

In Swansea a woolly stampede/ Was blamed on unsuitable feed/ The sheep that were crazed/ Reportedly grazed/ On fly-tipped remains of some weed./// http://www.southwales-eveningpost.co.uk/Concerns-psychotic-sheep-rampaging-Swansea/story-29314245-detail/story.html In Swansea a woolly stampede Was blamed on unsuitable feedThe sheep that were crazedReportedly grazedOn fly-tipped … Continue reading →

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Car Wash Gets Dirty

Posted on May 24, 2016 by twitmericks

A minister bugged in Brazil/ Affirmed the impeachment of Dil/ Was meant to impede/ Attempts to proceed/ Against those with hands in the till./// A minister bugged in BrazilAffirmed the impeachment of DilWas meant to impedeAttempts to proceedAgainst those with … Continue reading →

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Toodle-oo Louis

Posted on May 23, 2016 by twitmericks

A fellow named Louis van Gaal/ Was sacked amid plunging morale/ His Man U regime/ Producing a team/ Whose football was seen as banal./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/35161761 A fellow named Louis van GaalWas sacked amid plunging moraleHis Man U regimeProducing a teamWhose … Continue reading →

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Load Spilled

Posted on May 21, 2016 by twitmericks

A truck on a Moscow main road/ In which many dildos were stowed/ Shot off at great speed,/ Spectators agreed,/ & burst open, spilling its load./// http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/sex-toys-bring-moscow-standstill-8016169 A truck on a Moscow main roadIn which many dildos were stowedShot off … Continue reading →

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There Was an Old Geezer E-Reader

Posted on May 20, 2016 by twitmericks

For anyone after my book/ On tablet or Kindle or Nook/ I have some good news/ It’s there to peruse/ At this link below, take a look./// https://www.amazon.com/There-Was-Geezer-Called-Caesar-ebook/dp/B01DKMYVXG?ie=UTF8&keywords=mick%20twister%20ebook&qid=1463749634&ref_=sr_1_1_twi_kin_1&sr=8-1 …

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Troil Judgment

Posted on May 19, 2016 by twitmericks

A court has upheld an injunction/ On media lacking compunction/ Preventing reporting/ Of claims of cavorting/ Involving a threesome and unction./// http://www.theguardian.com/law/2016/may/19/supreme-court-upholds-celebrity-threesome-injunction http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3598396/Married-star-threesome-couple-gets-identity-SECRET.html A court has upheld an injunctionOn media lacking compunctionPreventing reportingOf claims of cavortingInvolving a threesome and unction. … Continue reading →

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No Sex Please I’m Texting

Posted on May 19, 2016 by twitmericks

A Saudi whose bride made him vexed/ Divorced her as too undersexed./ Alone in their room,/ Ignoring the groom,/ She said she had people to text./// http://gulfnews.com/news/gulf/saudi-arabia/saudi-bride-divorced-minutes-after-marriage-ceremony-1.1829174 A Saudi whose bride made him vexedDivorced her as too undersexed.Alone in their … Continue reading →

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Going Bananas

Posted on May 18, 2016 by twitmericks

The Hitler stuff led to a hunch/ That Boris was quite out to lunch/ And losing his mojo -/ Banana-wise BoJo/ Seems one or two short of a bunch./// https://www.politicshome.com/news/europe/eu-policy-agenda/brexit/news/75112/boris-johnson-goes-bananas-bizarre-fruit-claim The Hitler stuff led to a hunchThat Boris was quite … Continue reading →

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Food Fight

Posted on May 17, 2016 by twitmericks

The BBC once undertook/ To help people learn how to cook/ But recipes gone/ May still linger on/ As long as you know where to look./// http://www.newstatesman.com/politics/media/2016/05/bbc-food-s-recipes-wont-disappear-and-you-ll-still-be-able-cook-along-nigella The BBC once undertookTo help people learn how to cookBut recipes goneMay still … Continue reading →

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