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Spurred Off

Posted on December 16, 2013 by twitmericks

There is an old club known as Spurs/ Where all is not well, one infers/ Andre Villas-Boas/ Has just had to go as/ They lost (as too often occurs). ///http://www.standard.co.uk/news/london/villas-boas-sacked-45m-goodbye-deal-for-spurs-boss-axed-after-50-home-defeat-to-liverpool-9008223.html https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/412615424690638848

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Santa’s Grotty

Posted on December 16, 2013 by twitmericks

The Milton Keynes Wonderland Fair/ Had customers all in despair/ The ice rink was plastic/ The Santas all drastic/ & the magical forest was bare./// http://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2013/dec/15/milton-keynes-winter-wonderland-complaints https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/412527000964714496

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Dr – No!

Posted on December 13, 2013 by twitmericks

James Bond was a fictional spy/ Who liked his martinis quite dry/ Now docs say the bastard/ Got utterly plastered,/ At work he was normally high./// http://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/270087.php https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/411529850986299392

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Signing Off

Posted on December 12, 2013 by twitmericks

There was a South African fella/ Who signed at a do for Mandela/ The folks who were deaf/ Cried WTF?/ As he flapped his arms like a propeller./// http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/nelson-mandela/10513487/South-Africa-admits-possible-mistake-over-deaf-signer-at-Mandela-memorial.html https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/411132269240135680  

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Selfie Abuse

Posted on December 11, 2013 by twitmericks

Remembering Nelson MandelaThe Danish Prime Minister HelleCaused rather a flapBy taking a snapWith Barack and some British fella. ///http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/denmark/10509498/Selfie-diplomacy-Michelle-Obama-looks-unamused-by-Baracks-joking-with-Danish-prime-minister.html Remembering Nelson MandelaThe Danish Prime Minister HelleCaused rather a flapBy taking a snapWith Barack and some British fella. — Mick Twister … Continue reading →

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Taking the Michael

Posted on December 10, 2013 by twitmericks

A poor Princess Michael of Kent/Delivered an anguished lament/No meals at the Ritz/Cheap flights to Biarritz – /Her money all goes on the rent. ///http://www.standard.co.uk/news/uk/princess-michael-of-kent-i-live-in-austere-times-8992739.html

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Behind Bras

Posted on December 10, 2013 by twitmericks

A dubious outfit in France/ Sold customers dodgy implants/ Which rupture and split/ Inflaming the tit/ The damn things are meant to enhance. ///http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-25315627 A dubious outfit in FranceSold customers dodgy implantsWhich rupture and splitInflaming the titThe damn things are … Continue reading →

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Korea Setback

Posted on December 9, 2013 by twitmericks

There was an old fellow named Jang/ Whose nephew was big in Pyongyang/ Until one day Kim/ Got heavy with him/ And booted him out of the gang./// http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/asia/n-korea-confirms-removal-of-kim-jonguns-depraved-uncle-jang-song-thaek-8992699.html https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/410159304142893056

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Goodbye Lenin

Posted on December 8, 2013 by twitmericks

Protesters in downtown Ukraine/ Oppose Yanukovich’s reign/ They favour discussions/ With Europe not Russians/ And Lenin they treat with disdain./// http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/ukraine/10504098/Ukraine-protesters-topple-Lenin-statue-amid-huge-rally-in-central-Kiev.html Protesters in downtown UkraineOppose Yanukovich's reignThey favour discussionsWith Europe not RussiansAnd Lenin they treat with disdain — Mick Twister … Continue reading →

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RIP Nelson Mandela

Posted on December 6, 2013 by twitmericks

So RIP Nelson Mandela/ A quite incomparable fella/ Though back in the day/ They locked him away/ Today his approval rate’s stellar///   https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/408749723361619969

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