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Hard worker

Posted on September 12, 2019 by twitmericks

A French firm was ordered to pay/ When one of its staff passed away,/ For Xavier X/ Who died during sex,/ Pegged out on the job, judges say./// My fellow Twitter limericker from France, @GuillaumeCingal, replied to this post with … Continue reading →

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Prorogue Mahone Again

Posted on September 11, 2019 by twitmericks

A court found proroguing to stimey,/ As Johnson has done, rather grimy -/ It’s very unlawful/ And also quite awful,/ Misleading the number one limey./// A court found proroguing to stimey,As Johnson has done, rather grimy –It's very unlawfulAnd also … Continue reading →

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Hawkward squad

Posted on September 11, 2019 by twitmericks

The White House advisor John Bolton,/ Who liked it so hot it was molten,/ Fell out with the chief,/ A source of relief/ To countries he urged an assault on./// The White House advisor John Bolton,Who liked it so hot … Continue reading →

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Ruddy Shocking

Posted on September 8, 2019 by twitmericks

Poor gullible dupe Amber Rudd/ Is shocked to find Johnson a dudd/ Whose actions reveal/ His talk of a deal/ Is just a big mountain of crudd./// Poor gullible dupe Amber RuddIs shocked to find Johnson a duddWhose actions revealHis … Continue reading →

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Swot is he on about?

Posted on September 7, 2019 by twitmericks

Old Boris, who says ‘girly swot’,/ And similar jolly old rot,/ Who reeks of misogyny/ And can’t count his progeny,/ Continues to win diddly-squat./// Old Boris, who says 'girly swot',And similar jolly old rot,Who reeks of misogynyAnd can't count his … Continue reading →

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See ya later, ex-dictator

Posted on September 7, 2019 by twitmericks

Old Robert Mugabe of Zim/ Saw life there get ever more grim,/ One-time liberator/ Turned ageing dictator,/ Deposed once the problem was him./// Old Robert Mugabe of ZimSaw life there get ever more grim,One-time liberatorTurned ageing dictator,Deposed once the problem … Continue reading →

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Go Fish

Posted on September 6, 2019 by twitmericks

A DNA study reveals/ No sharks, sturgeon, lizards or seals/ Alive in Loch Ness -/ The monster, they guess,/ Is probably oversized eels./// A DNA study revealsNo sharks, sturgeon, lizards or seals Alive in Loch Ness –The monster, they guess,Is … Continue reading →

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Lying Tory

Posted on September 4, 2019 by twitmericks

As Boris’s plan went Pete Tong,/ Alone in the Westminster throng,/ House leader incumbent/ Rees-Mogg lay recumbent/ And dreamed of his mother’s chaise longue./// As Boris's plan went Pete Tong,Alone in the Westminster throng,House leader incumbentRees-Mogg lay recumbentAnd dreamed of his … Continue reading →

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Johnson Floored

Posted on September 3, 2019 by twitmericks

A Tory MP crossed the floor/ To join the Lib Dems, and therefore/ The PM’s majority/ And thus what authority/ He had up to now is no more./// A Tory MP crossed the floorTo join the Lib Dems, and thereforeThe … Continue reading →

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Coup de Twat

Posted on September 1, 2019 by twitmericks

If Johnson’s No Deal is rejected/ The outcome might not be respected,/ Suggests Michael Gove,/ Whose leader, by Jove,/ Is not even bloody elected!/// If Johnson's No Deal is rejectedThe outcome might not be respected,Suggests Michael Gove,Whose leader, by Jove,Is … Continue reading →

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