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Indecent exposure

Posted on February 9, 2019 by twitmericks

Enquiries by Gavin de Becker/ Embarrassed the orange-faced wrecker/ When threats to expose/ Jeff Bezos’s hose/ Instead exposed Donald Trump’s Pecker./// Inquiries by Gavin de BeckerEmbarrassed the orange-faced wreckerWhen threats to exposeJeff Bezos's hoseInstead exposed Donald Trump's Pecker.https://t.co/DCop7kbSIp#BezosBlackmail #JeffBezos #Peckergate … Continue reading →

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Arcadia ego

Posted on February 9, 2019 by twitmericks

A racist abuser named Green/ Allegedly treated staff mean/ He mocked peoples’ dreadlocks/ And got them in headlocks/ And touched them in ways most obscene./// A racist abuser named GreenAllegedly treated staff meanHe mocked peoples' dreadlocksAnd got them in headlocksAnd … Continue reading →

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Bottom line

Posted on February 8, 2019 by twitmericks

A Tory MP who got tight/ Down Westminster way Tuesday night/ Grabbed hold of mens’ bums/ But this, say his chums,/ Was only to keep him upright./// A Tory MP who got tightDown Westminster way Tuesday nightGrabbed hold of mens' … Continue reading →

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Lateral drinking

Posted on February 8, 2019 by twitmericks

To challenge our popular thinking,/ Some volunteer boozers got stinking/ And found beer with wine/ Feels queer and not fine/ Whatever the order of drinking./// To challenge our popular thinking,Some volunteer boozers got stinkingAnd found beer with wineFeels queer and … Continue reading →

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Pulpo fiction

Posted on February 7, 2019 by twitmericks

A driver whose conduct was odd/ Was nicked by the South Devon plod,/ Who judged he was smashed/ On hearing he crashed/ To miss a large cephalopod./// https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/1093472175024164866

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To hell in a hand-Brexit

Posted on February 6, 2019 by twitmericks

Said Tusk, those who sought to propel/ The UK to Brexit, pell-mell/ Without a clear plan/ Must carry the can,/ They’re in a handbasket to hell./// Said Tusk, those who sought to propelThe UK to Brexit, pell-mellWithout a clear planMust … Continue reading →

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The chips are down

Posted on February 5, 2019 by twitmericks

Concerned climate scientists think/ They may have discovered a link/ Between global warming/ And tuber-deforming/ That seems to be making chips shrink./// https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/1092743061107552256

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Pomme fright

Posted on February 5, 2019 by twitmericks

A spud that did not make the grade/ When sent to join crisps being made/ Created a scare,/ For this bombe de terre/ Was an old ready salted grenade./// A spud that did not make the gradeWhen sent to join … Continue reading →

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Here be dragons

Posted on February 3, 2019 by twitmericks

The Welsh police put a red flag on/ A threat to the odd passing wagon:/ Give in to the urge/ To stare at the verge/ And risk being slain by a dragon./// The Welsh police put a red flag onA … Continue reading →

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Image problem

Posted on February 3, 2019 by twitmericks

A governor faced with disgrace/ To do with his yearbook and race,/ By owning some pix/ He then tried to nix,/ Is trying quite hard to lose face./// A governor faced with disgraceTo do with his yearbook and race,By owning … Continue reading →

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