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Single Bat

Posted on June 13, 2018 by twitmericks

We have a small species of bat/
With quite a confined habitat;/
There’s one of them only,/
And he’s rather lonely,/
So when he dies, that will be that.///

We have a small species of bat
In quite a confined habitat;
There's one of them only,
And he's rather lonely,
So when he dies, that will be that.https://t.co/iAha3BA4nw #mammals #endangered

— Mick Twister (@twitmericks) June 13, 2018

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Unreality TV Show

Posted on June 12, 2018 by twitmericks

A televised pair on an isle/

Exchange loving looks as they smile/

And Donald picks Kim/

To couple with him/

Until they break up in a while.///

A televised pair on an isle
Exchange loving looks as they smile
And Donald picks Kim
To couple with him
Until they break up in a while.#TrumpKimSummit #LoveIsland #TrumpKim #Trump #KimJongUn #SingaporeSummit #Singapore

— Mick Twister (@twitmericks) June 12, 2018

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Seat of Power

Posted on June 11, 2018 by twitmericks

His very own personal loo/
Accompanied Kim when he flew/
So enemy spies/
Cannot analyse/
The DPRK Leader’s poo.///

His very own personal loo
Accompanied Kim when he flew
So enemy spies
Cannot analyse
The DPRK Leader's poo.https://t.co/6AsdP8AMzZ #KimJongUn #KimTrumpSummit #SingaporeSummit

— Mick Twister (@twitmericks) June 11, 2018

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Who Bankrolls Banks?

Posted on June 11, 2018 by twitmericks

A big Brexit donor named Banks,/

Who funded the Europhobe ranks,/

Insists in discussions/

He said to the Russians:/

“Part share in a goldmine? No thanks!”///

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2018/jun/09/arron-banks-russia-brexit-meeting

A big Brexit donor named Banks,
Who funded the Europhobe ranks,
Insists in discussions
He said to the Russians:
"Part share in a goldmine? No thanks!"#Brexit #Banks #BrexitRussia

— Mick Twister (@twitmericks) June 11, 2018

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged arron banks, brexit, russia, ukip | Leave a comment

Trading Insults

Posted on June 10, 2018 by twitmericks

The G7 summit is done/

And Trump’s new trade war has begun/

The other six feel/

If Trump wants a deal/

He’ll have to set up the G1.///

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-44427660

This is a revised version of my original limerick, which was written before Trump threw his toys out of the pram. Here’s the first version:

The G7 trade talks are done
Trump says they were second to none
The other six feel
If Trump wants a deal
He'll have to set up the G1.#Trump #G7 #G7Summit

— Mick Twister (@twitmericks) June 9, 2018

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Armageddon Outta Here!

Posted on June 8, 2018 by twitmericks

A fellow whose air’s charlatanic/

Is telling us all not to panic/

But when meltdown comes/

Will Boris and chums/

Be first to jump off the Titanic?///

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2018/jun/07/boris-johnson-admits-there-may-be-a-brexit-meltdown

A fellow whose air's charlatanic
Is telling us all not to panic
But when meltdown comes
Will Boris and chums
Be first to jump off the Titanic?#BorisJohnson #Boris #BrexitMeltdown #brexitshambles

— Mick Twister (@twitmericks) June 8, 2018

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The Backstop’s Here

Posted on June 7, 2018 by twitmericks

To head off a Cabinet split/

With Davis’s threat he would quit/

May had to agree/

That temporaree/

Means just going on for a bit.///

To head off a Cabinet split
With Davis's threat he would quit
May had to agree
That temporaree
Means just going on for a bit.#brexitshambles #brexit #DavidDavis

— Mick Twister (@twitmericks) June 7, 2018

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Shit Runner

Posted on June 7, 2018 by twitmericks

A fellow whose regular jog/

Encompassed a street with no bog/

Would stop for a crap,/

Till caught on a snap/

Completing his exercise log.///

A fellow whose regular jog
Encompassed a street with no bog
Would stop for a crap,
Till caught on a snap
Completing his exercise log.

Man dubbed Australia's 'poo jogger' resigns from corporate rolehttps://t.co/jqTG4SndAr

— Mick Twister (@twitmericks) June 7, 2018

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Things to Do in Denver When You’re Dead Stupid

Posted on June 3, 2018 by twitmericks

An FBI fool out for fun/

Was dancing while packing a gun/

But as the Fed flipped/

His firearm slipped/

And wounded a man as it spun.///

An FBI fool out for fun
Was dancing while packing a gun
But as the Fed flipped
His firearm slipped
And wounded a man as it spun.https://t.co/USLSbqTxeC

— Mick Twister (@twitmericks) June 3, 2018

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Shorthand Dictation

Posted on June 2, 2018 by twitmericks

A leader of faraway lands,/

Desiring to show where he stands,/

Dictates a big letter,/

The bigger the better/

To emphasise Trump’s tiny hands.///

https://www.standard.co.uk/news/world/kim-jong-un-sends-giant-letter-to-donald-trump-but-was-it-to-make-fun-of-the-presidents-tiny-hands-a3853701.html

A leader of faraway lands,
Desiring to show where he stands,
Dictates a big letter,
The bigger the better
To emphasise Trump's tiny hands.#Trump #Korea #KimJongUn #TrumpKimSummit #Trumpletter

— Mick Twister (@twitmericks) June 2, 2018

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Who Bankrolls Banks?

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Armageddon Outta Here!

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