Beef About Burgers

Posted on October 31, 2017 by twitmericks

A Google boss getting some grief/

For burger emojis with beef/

On top of the cheese,/

Responded to pleas/

To look at their bun design brief.///

https://www.theverge.com/2017/10/30/16569346/burgergate-emoji-google-apple

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Bye Bye Barzani

Posted on October 30, 2017 by twitmericks

There once was a senior Kurd/

Whose land was reduced by a third/

As Massoud Barzani/

Who started a barney/

Got stung by the wasps’ nest he stirred.///

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-41794083

 

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Trump gets Muellered

Posted on October 30, 2017 by twitmericks

Paul Manafort getting indicted/

Has many Trump-watchers excited/

They cannot but notice/

It’s leaving the POTUS/

Increasingly thickly beshited.///

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-41804740

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Sinister Minister

Posted on October 30, 2017 by twitmericks

The Cabinet’s investigators/

Will probe one of May’s legislators/

Who made his PA,/

So witnesses say,/

Go shopping to buy him vibrators.///

Investigation into Tory minister who ‘made secretary buy vibrators’

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Piss Off

Posted on October 30, 2017 by twitmericks

A goalie who came from NZ/

To Salford was shown a straight red/

For having a pee;/

“It’s quite clear to me,/

He just had to go”, the ref said.///

https://www.standard.co.uk/sport/football/peed-off-salford-city-goalkeeper-given-red-card-for-urinating-during-national-league-game-a3670556.html

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Ain’t That a Shame

Posted on October 25, 2017 by twitmericks

Farewell to an artist whose name/

Is in rock n roll’s hall of fame/

Who once found a thrill/

On Blueberry Hill/

Fats Domino: Ain’t That a Shame.///

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-13411718

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Jared Barred

Posted on October 25, 2017 by twitmericks

A Labour MP who offended/

Insists that his ways are now mended/

But whips told O’Mara/

So long, sayonara,/

– You, Jared, are hereby suspended.///

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-41750136

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‘You Won’t Feel a Thing’

Posted on October 23, 2017 by twitmericks

A man with a very small dick/

Is making the most of his shtick/

By using his penis/

To sell intravenous/

Blood testing as ‘just a small prick’.///

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/blood-testing-company-hires-man-11368206

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Polls Apart

Posted on October 22, 2017 by twitmericks

The Catalans’ grand referendum/

On powers and how to extendum/

Appeared to annoy/

A chap named Rajoy/

Who’s moving instead to suspendum.///

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-41710873

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WHO Did You Say???

Posted on October 21, 2017 by twitmericks

There is an old fellow named Bob/

Who’s got an exciting new job/

Promoting goodwill/

For those who are ill/

Though everyone knows he’s a knob.///

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2017/oct/21/un-lambasted-after-naming-mugabe-goodwill-ambassador

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