Duff reshuffle

Posted on July 24, 2019 by twitmericks

A man with a shaky majority/

Attempted to stamp his authority,/

But naming a cabinet/

With Dominic Raab in it/

Is showcasing inferiority.///

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Tara Theresa

Posted on July 24, 2019 by twitmericks

So farewell Prime Minister May,/

Your leadership’s now had its day./

You scored an own goal/

By calling a poll/

And pissing your mandate away.///

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Tory Story

Posted on July 23, 2019 by twitmericks

With Boris the bullshit supplier,/

Self-seeking, inveterate liar/

And spinner of stories/

Now leading the Tories,/

The prospects for Britain are dire.///

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-49084605

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Jo’s wins on

Posted on July 22, 2019 by twitmericks

A Lib Dem MP named Jo Swinson/

Was chosen to follow old Vince ‘n‘/

Become party head/

By seeing off Ed,/

Her lead being fairly convinson.///

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Boris’s red herring

Posted on July 18, 2019 by twitmericks

The words of the blond ego-tripper/

Who brandished an Isle of Man kipper/

Were piffle and pish -/

For non-EU fish,/

The UK sets rules for the shipper.///

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Swarm front

Posted on July 18, 2019 by twitmericks

The outlook for Sussex and Hants/

Has residents crapping their pants -/

That cloud isn’t rain,/

Forecasters explain,/

It’s one massive shower of ants.///

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The langouste goodbye

Posted on July 18, 2019 by twitmericks

De Rugy protested in vain/

He hadn’t a head for champagne/

And didn’t like lobster -/

Like Macron gives jobs to/

Old killjoys whose tastes are so plain!///

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Race to the bottom

Posted on July 15, 2019 by twitmericks

Trump’s Twitter account just disgraces ‘im,/

All far-right ideas, he embraces ’em -/

To start down the track:/

‘They’re black, send ’em back’/

Is out-and-out undisguised racism.///

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Final fizz

Posted on July 14, 2019 by twitmericks

The final left England in clover,/

The dream for New Zealand all over,/

But both gave their all/

Until the last ball/

Of cricket’s champagne superover.///

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First Serb

Posted on July 14, 2019 by twitmericks

A fellow named Novak from Serbia/

Played tennis in London’s suburbia/

And though Roger Federer/

Just kept getting betterer/

Old Djoko was even superb-ier.///

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