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Unpresidented Vote

Posted on August 3, 2018 by twitmericks

They say Mnangagwa in Zim/ Came top by a margin quite slim,/ But Nelson Chamisa,/ The MDC geezer,/ Insists that the winner is him./// https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-45055223 They say Mnangagwa in Zim Came top by a margin quite slim,But Nelson Chamisa,The MDC … Continue reading →

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Titter Ye

Posted on August 1, 2018 by twitmericks

The limericks you see here all started life on Twitter – love it or hate it. Here’s my response to today’s hashtag – #WhyIJoinedTwitter.   I had some spare time I could fritter/ Attempting to make people titter,/ Reporting our times/ … Continue reading →

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Having a Whale of a Time

Posted on July 31, 2018 by twitmericks

A hybrid between two cetaceans/ With misleading classifications/ Shows females and males/ Of dolphins-cum-whales/ Enjoy inter-species relations./// A hybrid between two cetaceansWith misleading classificationsShows females and malesOf dolphins-cum-whalesEnjoy inter-species relations.https://t.co/dKR1IjQkJY — Mick Twister (@twitmericks) July 31, 2018

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Chinese Burn

Posted on July 30, 2018 by twitmericks

In China, old Jeremy Hunt/ Went out of his way to affront:/ ‘My wife’s Japanese – / I mean she’s Chinese”./ Declared the incompetent Cabinet Minister./// In China, old Jeremy HuntWent out of his way to affront:'My wife's Japanese – … Continue reading →

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Brexshit Fears

Posted on July 30, 2018 by twitmericks

There may be no food on the shelves/ Unless every Brit digs and delves,/ But May won’t reveal/ Her plan for No Deal/ For fear of us shitting ourselves./// There may be no food on the shelvesUnless every Brit digs … Continue reading →

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Full Monty Python

Posted on July 28, 2018 by twitmericks

A woman was jolted awake/ To find herself next to a snake./ ‘Relax’, the snake hissed,/ ‘We’re both a bit pissed -/ Let’s call it a drunken mistake’./// A woman was jolted awakeTo find herself next to a snake.'Relax', the … Continue reading →

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Die Another Day

Posted on July 27, 2018 by twitmericks

Two worms frozen deep in the ice,/ Thawed out and revived in a trice,/ Came in from the cold,/ Millennia old -/ They know that You Only Live Twice./// Two worms frozen deep in the ice,Thawed out and revived in … Continue reading →

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More Trumpery

Posted on July 27, 2018 by twitmericks

An ex-Trump attorney named Cohen/ Denies Donald’s claims of not knowin/’ Of campaign discussions/ With prominent Russians;/ Trump’s nose, like the scandal, keeps growin’./// An ex-Trump attorney named CohenDenies Donald's claims of not knowin'Of campaign discussionsWith prominent Russians;Trump's nose, like … Continue reading →

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Lady Garden Privet Parts Abused

Posted on July 26, 2018 by twitmericks

A bush-trimmer spoke to allege/ Drunk fellows have sex with his hedge,/ Invading the privet/ In order to give it/ A shag with their meat and two veg./// A bush-trimmer spoke to allegeDrunk fellows have sex with his hedge,Invading the … Continue reading →

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Shareability Slump

Posted on July 26, 2018 by twitmericks

A series of privacy scares/ Hit Facebook’s financial affairs/ As data misuse/ Is apt to reduce/ The likes FB gets for its shares./// A series of privacy scaresHit Facebook's financial affairsAs data misuseIs apt to reduceThe likes FB gets for … Continue reading →

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