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Having Your Pie in the Sky and Eating it

Posted on May 23, 2018 by twitmericks

Said Boris: “If I am to fly/ The globe praising Brexit on high/ I need my own plane/ So we can maintain/ Our exports of pie in the sky”./// Said Boris: "If I am to flyThe globe praising Brexit on … Continue reading →

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Pig Tail

Posted on May 22, 2018 by twitmericks

A man who was tailed by a porker/ Called cops in to deal with the stalker;/ The hog said: “You rotters,/ Don’t handcuff my trotters -/ He’s just an unsociable walker!”/// A man who was tailed by a porkerCalled cops … Continue reading →

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Way Off Target

Posted on May 21, 2018 by twitmericks

Let’s go around laying the blame/ On ritalin, sexual shame,/ Abortion or doors -/ Pick any old cause,/ Just don’t put those guns in the frame./// Let's go around laying the blameOn ritalin, sexual shame,Abortion or doors –Pick any old … Continue reading →

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Meet the Folks

Posted on May 19, 2018 by twitmericks

Some folks had a do for their wedding/ Halfway between London and Reading/ He said ‘that was fine,/ But after the wine/ It’s grandad’s reaction I’m dreading’./// Some folks had a do for their weddingHalfway between London and ReadingHe said … Continue reading →

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Dying for a Shag

Posted on May 17, 2018 by twitmericks

Oh pity the poor antechinus,/ The cause of whose rapid decline is/ That sex for the guys/ Provokes their demise -/ Survival-wise, rather a minus./// Oh pity the poor antechinus,The cause of whose rapid decline isThat sex for the guysProvokes … Continue reading →

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End of the Line

Posted on May 16, 2018 by twitmericks

With Stagecoach and Virgin’s derailing/ By transport supremo Chris Grayling/ The privatisation/ Of train operation/ Is shown to be far from plain sailing./// With Stagecoach and Virgin's derailingBy transport supremo Chris GraylingThe privatisationOf train operationIs shown to be far from … Continue reading →

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Seeing Red

Posted on May 14, 2018 by twitmericks

A newly-coined term of abuse/ Is reckoned by some to traduce/ The skin tone of gammon,/ A shade between salmon/ And full-blooded UKIP-style puce./// https://inews.co.uk/news/uk/this-is-why-are-people-arguing-about-gammon/ A newly-coined term of abuseIs reckoned by some to traduceThe skin tone of gammon,A shade … Continue reading →

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Trump Family Values

Posted on May 14, 2018 by twitmericks

Ivanka and Jared were thrilled/ To witness Trump’s promise fulfilled,/ And show the U.S./ Just couldn’t care less/ How many protesters are killed./// Al Jazeera's split-screen tells the story powerfully. On the right, dignitaries, officials, diplomats take photos and press … Continue reading →

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Arsene About

Posted on May 13, 2018 by twitmericks

Old Arsene the Arsenal boss,/ Went 49 games without loss,/ Displaying great reason/ For many a season,/ Though zipping his coat made him cross./// https://www.theguardian.com/football/blog/2018/may/13/arsene-wenger-final-bow-arsenal-huddersfield-town Old Arsene the Arsenal boss,Went 49 games without loss,Displaying great reasonFor many a season,Though zipping … Continue reading →

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Storming Performance

Posted on May 13, 2018 by twitmericks

As SuRie got up to perform,/ So multiple sources inform,/ A man in a rage/ Appearing onstage/ Obeyed her instruction to Storm./// https://www.standard.co.uk/news/world/uk-eurovision-entry-surie-breaks-silence-after-stage-invader-storms-stage-and-snatches-mic-a3837606.html As SuRie got up to perform,So multiple sources inform,A man in a rageAppearing onstageObeyed her instruction to … Continue reading →

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