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Dog on

Posted on October 6, 2019 by twitmericks

When lorries, post-Brexit, get stuck,/ A driver marooned in a truck/ Will just have to stay by/ Some Kent doggers’/ lay-by And watch exhibitionists fuck./// When lorries, post-Brexit, get stuck,A driver marooned in a truckWill just have to stay bySome … Continue reading →

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Forbidden fruit

Posted on October 4, 2019 by twitmericks

A Russian wants Apple to pay/ Since one of its apps made him gay./ His sex life exploded/ The day he downloaded,/ But now he just wants Google Play./// https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/1180191212344610816

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Being extorted*

Posted on October 2, 2019 by twitmericks

“When stuff goes cross-border post-Brexit,/ Ten miles away somebody chexit./ With this cunning plan”,/ Said Boris, “I can/ Pretend it’s the EU wot rexit!”/// *The title is an anagram of ‘Get Brexit Done’ https://www.cnbc.com/2019/10/02/boris-johnson-promises-no-brexit-checks-at-irish-border.html "When stuff goes cross-border post-Brexit,Ten miles … Continue reading →

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Conference hit

Posted on October 1, 2019 by twitmericks

Sir Geoffrey, a Tory MP,/ Enlivened their grand jamboree/ And got himself barred/ For clocking a guard,/ To show law and order is key./// Sir Geoffrey, a Tory MP,Enlivened their grand jamboreeAnd got himself barredFor clocking a guard,To show law … Continue reading →

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The Audacity of Grope

Posted on September 30, 2019 by twitmericks

A man who compulsively lies/ Robustly and firmly denies/ Reports that reveal/ #How, during a meal,/ He doubly groped two women’s thighs./// A man who compulsively lies Robustly and firmly denies Reports that revealHow, during a meal,He doubly groped two … Continue reading →

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Don’t nag a Naga

Posted on September 27, 2019 by twitmericks

Beeb bosses say don’t call out racism/ But staff say they will when it faces ’em,/ And trying to gag a/ Presenter like Naga/ Is something that rather disgraces ’em./// tweet + story Beeb bosses say don't call out racismBut … Continue reading →

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Are you a shoplifter, or are you just pleased to see me?

Posted on September 27, 2019 by twitmericks

A well-endowed Stoke-on-Trent shopper,/ Suspected because of his whopper,/ Denied he was stealing,/ And stripped off, revealing/ The bulge in his jeans was his chopper./// Tweet and story (also follow replies and my retweets for translations in French, German and… … Continue reading →

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Chiracballs

Posted on September 26, 2019 by twitmericks

So farewell Jacques Chirac, the late/ Conservative French head of state,/ A man of some stature,/ Who said about Thatcher/ “Does she want my balls on a plate?”/// Tweet and story

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Ukraining on his parade

Posted on September 25, 2019 by twitmericks

Trump’s courting Ukraine to harm Biden/ Got Nancy Pelosi deciden/ This serious breach meant/ Some grounds for impeachment,/ Which may be expected to widen./// Tweet+story

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Johnson beaten

Posted on September 25, 2019 by twitmericks

Presiding in court, Lady Hale/ Made clear Johnson’s mark was a fail,/ And ruling as one/ Against what he’d done,/ The judges were not pro-rogue male. Tweet+story

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