When Boris said Dave treated Nick/
As a shield so the dirt didn’t stick,/
The word prophylactic/
Describing the tactic/
Implies the PM is a dick.
There is an old fellow named Gates/
Who used to be big in the States/
He caused a big drama/
By slamming Obama/
Who’s no longer one of his mates.
There was a US polar vortex/
So cold it could penetrate Gore-tex/
To utterly freeze/
Your elbows and knees/
And ice up your cerebral cortex.///
http://abcnews.go.com/US/frigid-polar-vortex-cripples-us-straight-day/story?id=21444355
A man who was naked and keen/
Got stuck in a washing-machine/
Some best extra virgin/
Soon saw him emergin’/
Well-oiled but impeccably clean.
Nick Griffin, who leads the far-right/
Is in a precarious plight/
The financial basis/
Of Britain’s top racist/
Is what we call deep in the shite.
///http://www.theguardian.com/politics/2014/jan/03/nick-griffin-declared-bankrupt-bnp-leader?CMP=twt_fd
There is an old state, Colorado/
Where any aficionado/
Can legally buy/
The means to get high –
A cannabis buff’s El Dorado.///
http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory/legal-weed-sales-bring-long-lines-colorado-21395238
