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Morris Dance

Posted on July 11, 2017 by twitmericks

A Tory MP was suspended/ For using a term that offended;/ She told party whips/ Words came from her lips/ Despite being quite unintended./// https://www.theguardian.com/world/2017/jul/10/tories-urgently-investigating-after-mp-uses-n-word-at-public-event A Tory MP was suspendedFor using a term that offended;She told party whipsWords came from … Continue reading →

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Daesh Dished

Posted on July 10, 2017 by twitmericks

Iraqi PM Al-Abadi/ Says Mosul is free of Baghdadi/ And Da-esh is routed,/ Though it may be doubted/ That this goes for every jihadi./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-40558836 Iraqi PM Al-AbadiSays Mosul is free of BaghdadiAnd Da-esh is routed,Though it may be doubtedThat … Continue reading →

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Hacks and Hoaxes

Posted on July 10, 2017 by twitmericks

A fellow named Jayden K. Smith/ Is hacking your kin and your kith,/ So do not befriend him!/ (A small corrigendum,/ Apparently this is a myth)./// Here’s why you should ignore that ‘Jayden K Smith’ hacker Facebook message A fellow … Continue reading →

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Putin on a Show

Posted on July 9, 2017 by twitmericks

The POTUS began, so they say,/ ‘Let’s just get this out of the way -/ Look here Vladimir/ Did you interfere? You didn’t? Well then we’re OK’./// http://uk.businessinsider.com/tillerson-stunned-trump-asked-putin-russia-election-meddling-2017-7?r=US&IR=T The POTUS began, so they say,'Let's just get this out of the … Continue reading →

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Cock Rock Re-erected

Posted on July 8, 2017 by twitmericks

A popular Norwegian rock/ That juts like a priapic cock/ Was broken in malice/ But now the proud phallus/ Thrusts out once again from its block./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-40540561 A popular Norwegian rockThat juts like a priapic cockWas broken in maliceBut now … Continue reading →

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Brexit Strategy

Posted on July 7, 2017 by twitmericks

The CBI, pro-single market,/ Proposes for now we just park it/ But Brexiteers fear/ Beneath the veneer/ The aim is that Brexit will kark it./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-40519331 The CBI, pro-single market,Proposes for now we just park itBut Brexiteers fearBeneath the veneerThe … Continue reading →

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Panda Panders

Posted on July 5, 2017 by twitmericks

Two pandas, a she and a he/ Were handed to Merkel by Xi;/ Meng Meng and Jiao Qing/ Must now do their thing/ In order for there to be three./// https://www.theguardian.com/world/2017/jul/05/panda-fever-grips-berlin-on-chinese-presidents-trip-to-germany Two pandas, a she and a heWere handed to … Continue reading →

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Meet and Drink

Posted on July 4, 2017 by twitmericks

The Newcastle owner Mike Ashley/ Conducts his affairs very flashly/ With copious drink/ Explaining, some think/ Decisions at times taken rashly./// https://www.theguardian.com/business/2017/jul/03/sports-direct-founder-pubs-mike-ashley The Newcastle owner Mike AshleyConducts his affairs very flashlyWith copious drinkExplaining, some thinkDecisions at times taken rashly. — … Continue reading →

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Life’s a Beach

Posted on July 3, 2017 by twitmericks

  In taking the sun at the beach/ Chris Christie committed a breach/ Of what he decreed/ Not seeing the need/ To practise the shit that we preach./// http://www.nj.com/politics/index.ssf/2017/07/christie_pictured_at_island_beach_state_park_durin.html In taking the sun at the beachChris Christie committed a breachOf … Continue reading →

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Twitter Hitter

Posted on July 2, 2017 by twitmericks

A tweet sent by President Trump/ Depicted him giving a thump/ To CNN news,/ Confirming the views/ Of those who believe him a chump./// https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2017/jul/02/trump-body-slam-cnn-tweet-violence-reporters-wrestlemania A tweet sent by President TrumpDepicted him giving a thumpTo CNN news,Confirming the viewsOf those … Continue reading →

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